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@Hoopss Like every family that gets together at the holidays?!?

Have to ask again, who drinks wine while playing games with kids?

@barstoolspringb “Im not trying to air your shit out” While she continues to do exactly that 🤣🤣

“That’s probably how you got the job in the 1st place. You told me you were fucking somebody, want me to say it?” Payton and Oona go at it

@TPitmaster @catherine_6907 Yes they all bring something from home that they think will be funny. Then they fill their mouths with water so if they laugh they spit it out, and go around the table showing each other what they all brought in 😂

@catherine_6907 I guess im officially old because I dont know the game. Did they all have to bring something from home or what? The plunger kid still got me even tho I dont know what the game is about lol

Middle School was the shit when it came to stuff like this😂

@ElijahSchaffer You say shit like this and I’d bet $100 you still prance around claiming yourself to be a Christian. This is somebody’s son, somebody’s brother, maybe somebody’s father. He is your brother in the grand scheme of things. Why not save his life? It could be the wake up call he needs

Unpopular opinion: we should let these people die when they overdose Would fix a lot of cities quickly

@ZamBetsy18483 This same exact thing happened to me and I got out of it the same way! Pulled over doing 93 on a 65. When he told me that, I just apologized and said there is no excuse for that and I think he could see that I meant it. Let me go with just a warning!

Biker Too Fast To Get Clocked

@0xmarchesss @FearedBuck What are they gonna do? He’s an adult they can’t just hold him for no reason or tell him what he can do… 😂

@FearedBuck The fact that nurses let him walk out to go party after almost dying shows how broken the system is. Money really can buy you a discharge paper whenever you want

Clavicular goes live after overdosing last night saying he “rebooted” and had nurses at the hospital confused when he left because he had to officially open his club tonight

@NachoArdea @ick_real Mouth wash and waterpik help a ton with this

@ick_real brush your damn teeth gently, gums as well, floss, buy a better electric tooth brush, save thousands in long term dental and priceless pain and quality of life improvements. masturbate as much or as little as you like, but busting nuts for men is facts super healthy. h20 nutz

I’m 22. Give me oddly specific life tips. No general ”surround yourself with positive people” tips. I want the most random, specific advice possible.

@mindclimb25 I was waiting for someone else to pop into the screen? She is very pretty? Such a random pathetic hate post 😂

Imagínate valer $70.000.000 y que esa sea tu chica 🤣

@Calibism1234 @antifafella @magyarpeterMP @JoJoFromJerz This is so ridiculously dumb having this as a critique strictly of the left when Trump has profited off of his political position more than ANYBODY! And he does it by scamming the American people with crypto shit coins and shady under the table deals…

@antifafella @magyarpeterMP @JoJoFromJerz Mark it, Magyar’s net worth now, check Magyar’s net worth in 2 years. We seen it here also. Democrats became exceptionally rich in the USA after the Ukrainian war started. Some jumped $50 million in net worth in 2-3 years. Many in the EU also. Follow the money.

Prime Minister Viktor Orbán has just called to congratulate us on our victory.

@anxietymsgs Buy bored apes

You meet your 18 year old self, you’re allowed 3 words. What do you say?

@ChristnNitemare Imagine not having faith in your god to understand this for the simple coincidence it is. Imagine a god who will hold it against you forever just cause he is scared of a number 🤣🤣

How’s everyone’s morning going?

@BatmanTweetzz This is how Twitter mfs see invincible animation

For Superman in 1948,they used hand drawn animation instead and it looks adorable in today's standards...😭😹

@thestinkeye Definitely has been and will continue to be the account I go to for updates on global conflicts. Can you articulate what about them you don’t like? Cause I don’t get it…

This is the absolute worst of the worst OSINT accounts on X.

@GaryPetersonUSA Remember to breathe so you don’t choke on his little Orange cock Gary

A victory for Team USA is a victory for President Trump, as the #USAHockey team couldn’t have done it without the spiritual guidance of our leader, who has earned his gold Olympics trophy.

@MattWalshBlog Dumbass take, most of the Canadian players play in the NHL, a league filled with majority American teams. It’s definitely not some little niche thing and it is the first time we have won in nearly 50 years.

Hockey is the only sport Canadians play and they just lost to a country where hockey is basically a niche interest. That’s American exceptionalism for you. Congrats to our boys. Great game.

@WGRZ Another Trump L Sweeping tariffs not targeting specific industries are so damn stupid and bad for the U.S. economy

BREAKING | The Supreme Court ruled that President Trump does not have the power to impose wide-sweeping tariffs across the world -> wgrz.com/article/news/n…  (AP Photo/Mark Schiefelbein)

@CatattackGilroy @Suzierizzo1 How are you gonna comment this dumbass shit after just watching a video where an American citizen was unlawfully stopped and assaulted 🤡

ICE agents stopped this car with a couple in it coming home from work! The driver tells them he’s a U.S citizen & is trying to pull out his ID when they start cussing at him & getting aggressive! Then they drag him out of the car onto the cold snow & pepper spray him & no water!

@Bubblebathgirl These comments are prime cult mentality. “She dare criticize the savior?!? She was NEVER one of us!” I can’t fathom supporting a politician to the point of blind worship. Half of y’all care more about Trump than Christ even though you swear you are Christian…

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-TX) continues to lob baseless attacks against President Trump and falsely claim that he’s tearing MAGA apart. MAGA is doing better than ever. It’s MTG’s career that’s now collapsing. She’s exposed herself as a traitor.

@UnlikelyJacobin @nicaman1953 @sanderson1611 Don’t come in here with reason! Can’t you tell they need these narratives to avoid dwelling on personal failing!?!

@nicaman1953 @sanderson1611 Do you see the letter indicators on some of the tattoos? Those are series indicators. The numbers didn't start at 0 and increment to the end of the war. Further, no one claims 6M died at Auschwitz. Nor were those sent to the gas chambers even tattooed. Questions: Answered.

It's almost as if they weren't systematically murdering everyone in those camps...

@EricLDaugh Giving us back what we have lost in increased prices due to the Tariffs. It would be a start 🤷‍♂️ glad he realized blanket Tariffs are fucking stupid and rolled them back last week on groceries, hopefully that extends to other struggling industries.

🚨 BREAKING: Democrats are terrified to hear that President Trump's tariff dividend check to the middle and lower class is likely to go out before the 2026 MIDTERMS... "We're gonna be issuing dividends later on, somewhere prior to - the middle of next year, a little bit later than that." "Thousands of dollars, for individuals of moderate income." "We're gonna pay down debt. We have a LOT of money from tariffs!" This is HUGE!