Sam Kelley

@chopeh welcome to the dark side

@crypjo091 @JKCryptoWales got a follow from this today too

I hope everyone stays as vigilant as @JKCryptoWales 👀

@RobertCollings_ @imogen_tew @Telegraph I think we need to question if investing is your forte :/

@imogen_tew @Telegraph "A fund investing in China has lost 48pc, my Japan fund has lost 20pc and two funds invested in UK smaller companies have lost 28 and 40pc respectively." All too relatable 🥲😅

New gig alert 🚨 chuffed to say I’m the @Telegraph’s new millennial investor columnist, writing about how to revamp my portfolio and where I should be investing next to turn my £10k portfolio into £30k in five years — high hopes! telegraph.co.uk/money/investin…

@arnon86 sounds like they are supporting you in changing your ways

@SamKelley_ not only do i not, it takes me like 4 hours to pack for 2 days, so i don't appreciate being bullied by SAS

stop stressing me out

@kieranmch No better in my home town 😂🌈

@glen_foster Big coat outside and inside london are VERY different.. No one wants to be on a tube in a big coat

I’m not too sure what this “new” Twitter is actually for but this feels like an Important message. Brought my big coat to London. That was a mistake. Spent all day carrying it around. Learn from my mistakes, it is NOT big coat weather.

@DominicRaab you can be critical and give feedback without making people feel bullied 😂 maybe try reading up on it?

@FrankKhalidUK I'd bet his agent got on the phone to united last night in the hopes of being rescued in the summer

Did you know Harry Kane holds the record for scoring the most Premier League goals (198) without having won the title.

Pray for me ✌️ 5 christmas presents now stuck with Evri Miss you @RoyalMail, come back. We were wrong

@nicklevine wheres the beef?

Scrimping on the salt beef unfortunately

@richardsergeant reubens sandwich pub lunch

@TMWardman @RobertCollings_ all you need to do is make the colors of your existing stock pastel and bam. you have a made.com replacement

Big day in tech yesterday, looks like it’s going to be the same today (twitter seem to have laid off a huge number). Have a picture of olive to break your feed up a bit…

@TheRealRealRish @RobertCollings_ Excellent yes I’ve heard good things too. I’ll add this in. Thanks bud

@SamKelley_ @RobertCollings_ Sorry to hear this mate, This has to be hard for all of you, we may have something for some of them culture is similar to Xero jobs.lever.co/airwallex?leve…

Pleo CEO sharing on Linkedin that 15% of the team (150 people) are being laid off. Always a sad moment for any company, but particularly so when it's a company as great as Pleo! 😥

@ashtron @RobertCollings_ That would be a great fit culture wise. I’ll pass that on thanks :)

@SamKelley_ @RobertCollings_ Hey Sam, really sorry to hear this. That must be really tough for you all, I can’t imagine 🙁 We’ve got a bunch of jobs going at Xero UK at the mo, including in the marketing team so please do send people our way if you think there are people that might be a good fit.

@Ben_Everitt @BorisJohnson As a new constituent of yours, let me express my happiness that you’ll be replaced at the earliest possible opportunity. Have you lost your mind ? How is this stability? He’s bound to get suspended and well need yet another pm. General election, now!

We need experience and resilience. In the national interest I am backing @BorisJohnson

@RobertCollings_ @tryflux You were all top of your game, I'm certain a different time and place this would have been a huge success. Sorry see things change. I hope everyone finds an awesome role

Today we delivered the final digital receipt 💔📃 So much passion and hard work from so many people. Plenty to be proud of. Startups are hard places, but the journey is totally worth it 💚

@kieranmch @flux Such a wonderful idea and wonderful team. A real shame because the product will exist again someday. But I fear it will be only through legislation that will give another company the right time, right place opportunity to solve it.

Really sad to hear @flux is closing down. I was very grateful to work with the whole team on bringing Flux to Monzo. I remember running around shops frantically trying to get it working. Seeing that receipt appear in the app was one of the most rewarding experiences of my career.

@KassVerjee ?*

@SamKelley_ Welcome to our world

Spare a thought for payroll professionals atm 😂 must be a nightmare figuring out what changes to make as things change and u turn week by week