Sam Keltner

I cannot wait to continue my education as a #radonc resident at the University of Cincinnati! #MatchDay2020

@A_Martella8 Avoiding adult hood is a much braver approach

@BDWissel Not saying much

GPT-5 will beat my Step scores. Not sure how I feel about that. #GPT4 is already well into the 200s

Congratulations ⁦@BDWissel⁩! You just matched into neurosurgery at @DukeMedSchool @DukeHealth. ⁦#CincyMatch2023 #Match2023

@A_Martella8 The only cure is to stop running, works great

Ultimate sign of senioritis in an intern is wearing untucked scrubs.

When you’re asked to say something interesting about yourself.

Seems unlikely Biden will be able to take PA, NC, or GA unless the vast majority of remaining votes are early or from his high % district. Seems to come down to holding leads in AZ,NV,MI,WI to win

If CNN % counted rings true, Biden needs following remaining vote % to tie the state: GA 62%, PA 66%, NC 64%. Trump needs AZ 58%, NV 52%, MI 56%, WI 81 %

Is this a true crime murder documentary or a campaign ad?

I’ll easily spend $20 to have a single burrito delivered to me but still wear socks with holes to 12 hour shifts.

Can I pay a little extra to have hulu with ads but minus the campaign ones?

I would own more books if they were all printed on the same paper as ECGs.

@kharofaJ @BK_radiation @PottersMD

Finding a mask in your pants is the new 5 dollar bill.

@sjauhar Heart failure is ‘currently’ a clinical diagnosis.

An article in Circulation purports to claim that EKGs enhanced with artificial intelligence can diagnose heart failure. Yeah, right. Heart failure is a clinical diagnosis. There is no way an AI-enhanced EKG could diagnose heart failure.

ERAS should use “What life experience would you like Alex Trebek to use to introduce you on Jeopardy?” as the only question.

I feel like I’m going to start saying “it’s a guess what I’m thinking question”, when I still have no idea what that means.

@pipcosper While this unsettling news, the data is biased how presented. The 58% of no intent to vaccinate is already selected of parents less likely to vaccinate (not vaccinated by 13). If you look at vaccinated + intent to complete about 75% will be. Still way too low but not as scary.

Great study with bad news. ~60% of parents have no intention to vaccinate their kids against #HPV even with Dr. recommendation. The #HPVvaccine PREVENTS CANCER. Jackpot! Apparently I need to show parents the morbidity of H&N and cervical cancer treatment. thelancet.com/journals/lanpu…

@A_Martella8 @TamingtheSRU You blew a chance for a good @TopGunMovie GIF.