Pun in a Million

Drop a theme and I'll give you a related pun.

@dollessive Incredible work

WHY THE FUCK IS THIS GETTING ATTENTION AND MFS LOOKING FOR MY TITS LIKE FUCKING DOGS 😭 I DELETED IT Y'ALL

@kvwviiju That's the spear it.

weaponry out of frame

did not consider how much i would miss my living room after only six weeks

@5foot3inches Owl let myself 0ut

the amount of "who's pussy is this?" posts on my tl is embarrassing. it's whose, guys, whose.

@evilgirl They know you're too good with a lure.

they don’t want u to see my face anymore i guess

@cutiebootyxoxo I just don't want to be introduced to another boyfriend in a he's not a threat situation.

i actually think i win the most confusing situationship competition

@michelleyroo2 I've been recommending Pluto on Netflix

also what should i watch?? i couldn’t stream bc it’s too late so will finish RE9 tmrw live!

@michelleyroo2 burgerday night more like it

is it too late to order a burger??? it’s saturday right?

@michelleyroo2 I'd love to play FF IX like that but also FF VII with the eyes of a child goes so hard.

there’s a million games i can think of for this as my answer but what would be your ultimate video game to go back and experience for the first time?? my top two are fallout 4 and witcher 3 bc i remember getting so lost and immersed by the beauty of the open world for each!

Hot dog eclairs

@IzDisNameTaken so many eyes

BandaiCandy giving us a look at G-Raiya's Emotional Burst

hi im aimee im currently based in maryland and i make earrings. it costs $0.00 dollars to share and hopefully help me find homes for all these ?!?👀

@NotInTheFace_69 Welcome back

I just passed out for HOURS

@givemetuesday Gotta get you on the xbox so you can no scope

I hit myself in the forehead with a scope.

@mattdj00 Is Aimé Césaire's A Tempest on your radar?

reading The Tempest and the black studies part of my brain won’t shut up 😭😭😭

I am so happy and thrilled to be able to do a Gundam Wing piece. Wing was the one that started it all for me. Ever since seeing it for the first time and hearing those beeps, I've loved it since. If you are attending WonderCon make sure to stop by Spokes Booth 1957!

@evilgeckowo I imagine being a teacher

what do you call the phenomena when all of your haters are 15 and havent learned how to read

Dungeon Crawler Carl Deluxe Edition hardcover is up for preorder at Amazon with a November 17 release date, and the preorder price is down 30% to $45.50. zdcs.link/Qxel3m #ad

what did i miss at tokutwitter

Lloyds pizza pan acquired, taking topping recs although I still have a bag of pepperoni and I am pepperoni's strongest soldier.

Hire Vanessa. Former G4TV and Game Grumps and she smells good.