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Y’all I got my DREAM JOB!!!! IM MOVING TO ST LUCIA !!! 🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨🇱🇨

the world’s an awful place but also have you seen this video of a tiny deer meeting a tiny human

@96_j1ll LMAOOOO the convo we just had!!!

R.I.P. 2019 (2019 - 2019)

If you’re dating a man with common sense, please value him. Common sense clearly isn’t so common amongst men.

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Reminders for 2020: -wear sunscreen -pee after sex -VOTE! -reverse racism isn’t real -$18 salads aren’t worth it -expensive toilet paper IS worth it -loneliness is never a good reason to be in a relationship -you have a really nice butt

Wednesday everyone will celebrate Christmas, Thursday everyone will binge watch season two of YOU.

Goats cheese is the BEST

Retweet for a poorly drawn portrait of your twitter pic!!!!! Done this before and I’m ready to do it again! Will do all!

As the old saying goes: “Adam looking to the left side, you’re in for a ride, but Adam looking straight will be a movie you hate”

Y’all there’s a FAMOUS couple at the resort and Jon doesn’t know who they are so he’s not excited with me ☹️

In the heights trailer drops TOMORROW I will 10/10 CRY

Just fell for this shit ONE HOUR after chaperoning HOME ALONE AT THE SCHOOL MOVIE NIGHT. I am ashamed

There’s literal competitions going on across the Atlantic rn haha

Work hard, play harder is the slogan of my life tbh

Find someone who looks at u like Jon looks at me, even when I look like a sea urchin!!