Sam

@DCDeacon @DailyAFC We (Leeds) need you to beat west ham to confirm our survival this season, up the gunners 😂

@DailyAFC Stay humble you c***

MOOD. 🕺

Brad Pitt asked Guy Ritchie if there was a role in his next film. Ritchie said yes, then realized it didn’t exist. He rewrote Snatch (2000) for Pitt, creating Mickey O’Neil & using a thick, unsubtitled Irish Traveller accent that made the character iconic.

🤣😅🤣😅

Liam Gallagher as Darth Vader 😂 Happy Star Wars day! #MayThe4thBeWithYou

@MrROSSii1990 Pure arrogance from Villa. Starting B team and trying to play out from back against a Spurs team fighting for their lives. Deserve to get battered.

Villa could have overtook Liverpool today but completely bottling it..

That time Snoop Dogg narrated an episode of Planet Earth

Our Wi-Fi wasn't working last night so I sat and chatted to the missus for a change. I'm surprised to hear she no longer works at Woolworths.

Since the start of February, Noah Okafor has the second best minutes per goal ratio across all of Europe's big-five leagues (one every 68 minutes), behind only Harry Kane (every 49 mins). #lufc

@GrahamSmyth Need to take stach off now he looks fucked. Give longstaff half an hour.

64 - Okafor goes off. Elland Road stands to applaud. On comes Nmecha. 3-0 #lufc

@rafcolantonio That's one hell of a monitor, my god😍

Thinking of doing a Dishonored playthrough co-creative directors commentary with Harvey. OBS is setup. What do you think?

@LUFC Gone all out. Love it

📋 Your #LUFC XI...

Oh dear . #classic #tattoo 😆😆😆😆

Comedy like this can't be replicated, are you not entertained?😂😂😂😂

If you laugh, you're going to hell

@TheLeedsPress I value him more than Struijk and Bijol personally. Letting him go would be criminal.

Yes or no?

A robber broke into my house, luckily the arsenal game was on so he started watching and fell asleep.

Kingpin saying HAAH for 2 hours

Karl Pilkington Explaining to Ricky Gervais Why It’s a Good Job He Wasn’t Born Gay 🤣 Classic Karl from An Idiot Abroad In his usual deadpan style, Karl says: “Do you know what? It’s a good job I wasn’t born gay, because I don’t know what I’d do.” Ricky Gervais replies: “Why not? If you’re gay, you’d be loving it, wouldn’t you?” Karl answers straight away: “I wouldn’t. I don’t think I’m suited to it.” He explains it’s “just the lifestyle” the parties, the showing off, the whole scene, that doesn’t appeal to him at all. Ricky can’t hold in his laughter and completely loses it, laughing hysterically at Karl’s wonderfully literal and bewildered take. 😂 Pure, unfiltered Pilkington gold, awkward, honest, and funny.