Sam Lyon

@CHensonMK The same outside my polling station. After they asked how I voted, I took a second to choke down the response I wanted to give.

Vote cast ✅ Reform candidate hanging about outside the Polling Station all day… expected and lots of kick back from locals… Come on Roade, do the right thing 🤞🏻

I'm hoping to connect with an educator who specialises in pupils with 'behavioural issues'. If it helps, my view is that these aren't bad kids, but they've been failed by a system which didn't do enough to support them. Secondary school boys. Recommendations/ RTs welcomed.

Another home tie for the quarter final of the National Cup for @montsaye That'll do very nicely!

Huge turnout to watch @montsaye Year 11 football team win 7-1 to go through to the next round of the National Cup. Unbelievable team, with great team spirit, rallying round after a serious injury to their captain. An absolutely lethal strike force as well. Very proud of the lads!

@TheRSC adaptation of BFG was wonderful. Brilliant puppet design and puppetry, visually outstanding, and full of heart. Seeing my children absolutely gripped, awestruck and drawn into the magic of it all was so heartwarming. Great stuff.

they won because their skills complimented eachother perfectly, she was the brains, and he was the heart. truly an unstoppable duo #TheTraitors

Absolutely brilliant by Man United today. But, here's the thing, that's what we can do. There's no issue with managers, these players gave up on a coach AGAIN. Just hope Carrick can keep this up for the remainder of the season.

stephen is really out here having the worst day of his life 😭 #thetraitors #thetraitorsuk

Just used Christmas money to book the family to see The BFG at the @TheRSC For 2 children obsessed by the film and who love the story, I can't wait to see their faces as the story comes alive on stage in front of them. Another step closer to creating theatre-obsessed kids!

@Marleystedm Yes. That chaotic bastard would burst through a heavenly cloud and send you spiralling to the depths of Hell.

who’d you rather have? Mister Blobby?

It's 3:37am and I just got up because these God-damn elves hadn't caused mischief yet. #ParentProblems #ElfOnTheShelf

After receiving feedback from a visit to @montsaye which praised the turnaround, the strong culture, and sense of belonging within the school, I wasn't sure what other validation we'd need. This. This is the validation.

The stage play was phenomenal, so I can't wait for this.

@TomPercivalsays We have a Squirrel & Duck book lined up as well. I've always read to my son, but he's never connected with a book series like it. He's 7, and a reluctant reader, but last night he was so desperate to move to the next chapter he read the next page himself! Thanks for the stories!

@SamLoinsLyon Ahh! Cheers Sam! That’s great to hear! Sadly no plans for any more Dream Team books, but I am currently illustrating book 3 in a funny series called Squirrel and Duck!

@TomPercivalsays My son and I have been reading the Dream Defenders series together at bedtime. We're halfway through Silas and the Marvellous Misfits. My son wanted to say "We love your books lots. Please write some more." We do have Little Legends next, but love the Dream Team

I might have a problem. At first glance I was sure this was someone's squad planning.

Sat in a church service this morning, got bored, started reading Genesis. Did not know that after the success of the ark, Noah got pissed up and passed out naked in his tent. His Grandson snitched on him to his sons, so Noah told that grandson he'd be a slave to his dad and uncs.

What a series of the #CelebrityTraitors. Here is my supercut video of all of the best bits.

“NICK!” “AHH, NICK!” “NICK! YOU KEEP DOING IT!” Classic Joe M! #CelebrityTraitors @the_traitors_

Me: “I like sophisticated humour, rooted in character and story.” Also me: *hooting and applauding at Joe Marler being repeatedly bonked on the head* #CelebrityTraitors