Sam Beddingfield

Just heard someone say "God makes no mistakes and he didn't start with you" so I'm leaving this here for whoever needs to hear it

Just like we drew it up.

Marianne Williamson. That’s it. That’s the tweet.

Me and my girl beefin rn. Have you seen your own butthole?

We said “Fear the Beard” a couple of times and he took that personally

Graduation officially mid

Que carajo es la significa de pirobo 💀

tú y yo bebé, haciendo de todo.

Never did I think I’d here someone say “no mames mate”

As I’ve said before, no one should be in jail just for using or possessing marijuana. Today, I’m taking steps to end our failed approach. Allow me to lay them out.

just realised that i can’t go to an art gallery date with my girl because what if they keep her? 🫠

“I wouldn’t wish this on my worst enemy” yall not haters Fr

Please tell me at least one of you guys don’t suck at resurgence

Sam’s the gf

“I paid off ALL of my student loans back in 98’, I should be reimbursed”

Now that I actually have a comfortable amount of money, I can say that it does indeed buy happiness. The guilt free occasional food delivery, being able to afford going out w friends, buying something that makes life easier, health appointments!, hiring a service. Y’ALL THEY LIED

We been up for 3 days

Ngl y’all ride for Apple too hard, iMessage is dog shit. My keyboard don’t even show up half the time 😂😭

Just left the nail salon at my wits end

This my lover guys