Sam Ojeda

@domgotjuice I 🩷 you

Me: do I have to pay my student loans on Sept 1 or not US Govt: it’s surprise 😝

@mschampagnepapi Im dead😭😭😭😭

so much has happened this year it feels like i lived 3 years in one

“wyd after work” is a crazy thing to say. i’m going to sleep 😂😂😂😂😂😂

that twenty in the gas tank ain't twentying like it used to 🥴

Happy Hispanic Heritage month

“Y’all don’t need to pop that one nomoe .” 😭

Unpopular opinion: I absolutely LOVE subtitles. Ya girl can't hear shit.

When the fit looks exactly like you planned in your head >>>

@_TaraT Period

Finna be a drunk by 4 in the crib by 11 kinda summer 🤪

Private life always wins. Keep it secret till you win

Me coming home to the mess that i made when i was getting ready

S/o to God for all the times I go out & still make it inside safe❤️