Sam Power

@kathrynw5 I’ve been telling you that Ohio is a magical place.

Excuse me?

@carolineccurtis Switzerland looks good on you! 😎

Come along with me as I wander aimlessly in the world

@carolineccurtis The only ship I’ve heard of is the Titanic.

No one knows what the merchant marine is or a thing about shipping until it’s too dangerous for oil tankers to go through the Strait of Hormuz. Now everyone is an expert. Y’all didn’t even know what a commercial ship was last week despite 90% world trade being moved on them.

@kathrynw5 Yeah, your carrier pigeon never delivered your complaints to me, Larry!

Well there was no online to complain

@carolineccurtis Aye beautiful scenery, mate!

The US is the greatest country in the world but Australia is my secret love 🇦🇺

@kathrynw5 So tired I texted my ex instead of my mom.

So tired I threw the clothes intended for the laundry in the trash instead 🫠

An American woman went viral after sharing a video demonstrating how she gets into her apartment in Paris.

@BritHugoboom I don’t understand the flakes. Do they feel guilty for their inconsistency?

I believe a lot of the loneliness epidemic is because we live in a generation of flakes. Before, you had to stay true to your word because if you were supposed to meet a friend at 1 pm for coffee and they were nowhere to be found, it was embarrassing. Now, people can cancel 5 minutes before via smartphone for “self care” or any random reason. Or they just don’t respond for 3 days and are like I’m so sorry I’m just now seeing this! Be for real, you’re on your phone nonstop. I think a lot of the loneliness epidemic is self inflicted. You should just be going out and doing things. I always tell my husband if he’s invited somewhere go because every single time without fail, you meet someone cool. It’s always worth it to go out.

Qué cojones hace Sydney Sweenie en el campo de Sporting de Lisboa. Y toca la pelota mejor que cualquier americano. Es surrealista esto.

The best player in the world on that day routinely calls in sick for work because he wants to go fishing. Man, I love this country so much.

@LucinehK_ Sounds like a Beastie Boys song.

soon robots will start having sex with each other

@LucinehK_ I didn’t know you were this fun in the summer, Lucin.

@elenanisonoff 😂😭

day drunk in winter: sad, unhealthy, Dostoevskian day drunk in summer: jubilant, flourishing, Parisian

Trails often look flatter on the map.

Learning about the Roman Empire gives you the same dopamine rush as doing meth.

@amytheartist I’m trying so hard not to be a reply guy

Nothing like the start of Lent to make you realize how weak you really are about everything

@carolineccurtis Twitter reply guy here 🙋🏻‍♂️

My girl friends treat me better than any man ever has. Together we go hot air ballooning, snorkeling to see coral reefs and swimming with the sea turtles, on scenic train rides, and take me to dinner treating me to the surf and turf.

I’m going to look like Johnny Bravo after I bench this!

@kathrynw5 I’m indeed a messed up man living in Ohio.

Maybe he can investigate what's going on with the men in Ohio

@libriscent @Debr33zy This happens to men too.

@mrcds6262 I’m obsessed with your Indian heritage too.

Lol. She is so obssesed with me. Haglet spinster