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Sam Reid

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Amateur dishwasher. Editor. Producer. TUMS enthusiast.

New York, NY Katılım Nisan 2014
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SCIENCE: This is true. HALF OF AMERICA: No.
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And now, my moment of zen: Bill Tull using Triumph the Insult Comic Dog to fuck the Wall Street bull
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Brian Stack
Brian Stack@BrianStack153·
Like everyone else lucky enough to know and work with Bill Tull, I can't even begin to say how much I loved him and how grateful I'll always be to him for countless reasons. Such a wonderful guy who truly did always deliver the impossible. Rest In Peace, Bill.
Conan O'Brien@ConanOBrien

Bill Tull, our prop master extraordinaire for 28 years, died this morning. We always asked the impossible of Bill, sometimes minutes before showtime, and he always delivered. He was a warrior and a legend. Rest In Peace, Bill, and eternal thanks.

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Normalize giving me a little pat on the head and saying I’m doing a good job
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Sometimes people ask, "What if Jesus had been aborted?" That's pretty simple. Mary would have died. The medical technology just wasn't there.
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I'm not desperate for approval but can I have it
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If I could have one superpower it would be mind control. Not to control anyone else’s mind, just my own
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@KellyDiamond_ Based on my twitter feed this is the only thing happening in the world
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One of my main takeaways from The Sopranos is that Honeycomb is a good cereal that deserves to be in the rotation
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Sam Reid@SamReidSays·
Wondering if maybe it should be less expensive to not die
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TUMS, but for your emotions
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Sam Reid@SamReidSays·
At what age should I start learning a marketable skill
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@TommyMcNam Tommy thank you for allowing me to see this live, please tackle somebody, it's the new year
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Tommy McNamara
Tommy McNamara@TommyMcNam·
In case you’re looking for a New Years Anthem for Friday here’s one I wrote called “I Don’t Want a Kiss at Midnight, I Want to Drink a Beer”
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FREUD: Behold, my life's work. FREUD'S PARENTS: You sick fuck.
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I have a hankering for a spankering is this an okay thing to tweet
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Sam Reid@SamReidSays·
Do you guys think that Scorsese guy ever saw The Godfather
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Sam Reid@SamReidSays·
After asking someone out, it's important to add a little personal touch by saying something like, "I really need this."
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Sam Reid@SamReidSays·
I end all my emails by saying "Take care" because it sounds like a veiled threat
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@NYCTSubway Any update or estimate as to when manhattan bound L train will resume service? Been stuck at the Halsey L stop for a long while Thank you!
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NYCT Subway@NYCTSubway·
8 Av-bound L trains are delayed while we work to correct a switch problem at Myrtle-Wyckoff Avs.
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IDIOT: Why would you want a drug sniffing dog? ME, A GENIUS: I love dogs and drugs
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