Comedian Sam Ridley

Paper straws make all your drinks taste like homework 😒

@mtgreenee i logged back into this crap just to call you dumb

Why don’t they use geoengineering like cloud seeding to bring rain down on the wildfires in California? They know how to do it.

Im back to content! check back in on tiktok & yt

I'm back on twitter, fuck him i'm not calling it X lol #SamRidleyComedy #SamRidleyEntertainment

i forgot this existed

@phontigallo @HipHopDX Hell yeah!

When I am on the road doing comedy, the only place I will take a whole 💩 is @Target. Exclusively 🤌🏾

Ladies, rappers would probably have more to talk about than 😻 if you groupie hoes gave em more than 😻 Just a theory 🤷🏾‍♂️

@socialslut2 too bad it aint real

Would you let me off with a warning?🥺

Real talk, @phontigallo and @RapperBigPooh probably got me through a tough night. Tried listening to a lot of different things to process upcoming loss, and nothing but The Minstrel Show got me where I needed to be mentally. Thank you for this piece of art. 🙏🏾

Riri done got her lil Um ba rella nut in again.. 😒😫 #RihannaSuperBowl

JESUS! Somebody please give this woman a free bag of concrete! I'll help redo her driveway with this fresh Mojave gold! SHIT 🤣 GO TO THESE PUBLIC MEETINGS! Hilarious free entertainment. Fan of @Perez4assembly for life. Finna send her campaign a dollar. Lol #kerncounty

@Perez4assembly keeping a straight face when a Blazing Saddles slide popped up during an official meeting just gave me life. 🫠😅🤣

Tired of seeing bitter men that didn't get pussy in high school grow up to be politicians to tell women what to do with their bodies. Gross

Beyonce is a restaurant that was bomb and lost they liquor license. So they closed, rebranded, and turned it into a bistro.

McDonald's chicken nuggets are made of breading and squirrel memories

Twas the night before nigmas...

@SavanahRoses Horizon, forbidden west and Horizon Zero dawn. Hands down

What’s the best video game u have ever played and why?

My favorite Ray Liotta film was Chantix

@MissSweetteen Hope you feel better soon!

bye world, I took the covid test and it was positive. I love you, ❤️if I don't tweet anymore it's because I died ⚰️☠️

The Sex and the City theme is damn near the same as Crash Bandicoot music. #ProveMeWrong #SexAndTheCity #CrashBandicoot