Sam Swartz

Gonna be weird in a few decades explaining how FSU actually used to be an elite sports school, but then a guy wouldn’t eat dog shit

@CurtMWeiler This is what happens when you don’t eat dog 💩

Unless this is a short delay, that likely ends Wes Mendes’ outing after four dominant innings. Cursed weekend for the Noles.

@JMerrillMadness Na he’s our savior just fixed our hitters

Giving up a double to Manny Machado in 2026 George Kirby might be cooked

@DevineGospel George Kirby just fixed the padres season

It’s almost impressive how bad Merrill / Tatis / Manny have been

@KunathMMA Billy son of Susie elekana

Name an obscure UFC fighter and I'll tell you if you pass or not... Example: KB Bhullar ✅ Carlos Condit ❌

@DevineGospel Hear me out Matt Waldron reliever

DSG NOBODY ASKED FOR THIS POSTGAME SHOW. Pads get WAXED. Didn’t get swept, bless the heavens. Tatis HAS TO homer in Seattle. The boys will be alright!!!! VAMOS DRES!!!!

@SleeperBlazers Roy def love. Without him we aren’t the 8th seed. Games in November count the same

If each team gave out NBA awards to their own roster, the Blazers' 2025–26 winners might look like: MVP — Deni Avdija MIP — Donovan Clingan ROY — Yang Hansen (By default) DPOY — Toumani Camara & Donovan Clingan (Co-DPOY) 6MOY — Jerami Grant CPOY — Jrue Holiday

@padrespod It’s gotta be Marquez if he stinks today. We can survive with 4 SP especially when hart can go 3+

So when Jason Adam comes back, who leaves the padres bullpen? I believe the only option is Bradgley Rodriguez. Marinaccio is out of options, but he’s good. I saw someone say you could DFA Marquez in anticipation that Waldron makes that next start in the rotation.

@Padres I get it for spring training, but come reg season shouldn’t France play 1st and Nick DH?

WE PLAY BASEBALL TODAY

@SleeperPadres What do you mean Trent Grisham was also a franchise cornerstone

Padres Opening Day starters in CF since 2015: 2015: Wil Myers 2016: Jon Jay 2017-19: Manuel Margot 2020: Trent Grisham 2021: Tommy Pham 2022-23: Trent Grisham 2024-25: Jackson Merrill We have a franchise cornerstone now.

Jordan Stolz is the real quad god.

“The Bible in a Year” podcast, hosted by Father Mike Schmitz, is approaching one billion downloads as it celebrates its fifth anniversary. Info: Ascension Presents

What a season...

@Colts_Coverage I swear that was a hit job I just can’t prove it

I hate the Raiders for injuring Shrader.

Also, the #Colts need to seriously think about K Michael Badgley (and his future with the team). That's his third missed extra point of the season.

Every team enjoying the start of the NBA season The Portland Trail Blazers subplot:

"A family fight." Miami-Florida State is one of the most heated rivalries in all of college football 🔥 (via @CollegeGameDay)

Two TDs wiped off the board by 10 today

For the 4th time in the last 6 seasons, the @Padres are headed to the #Postseason! #CLINCHED

George Floyd dies during an arrest: $2+ BILLION of property damage 200 federal buildings damaged 2,000+ police officers injured At least 25 Americans kiIIed Charlie Kirk kiIIed in cold bIood: 0 rioting, 0 looting, 0 injuries Peaceful vigils and prayer $0 in property damage 0 Americans kiIIed WE. ARE. NOT. THE. SAME.