Sam Tanner

@AlaskaAir you are truly the worst airline I have ever dealt with. Not only did you make us wait 8 hours and then cancel our flight, you also DIDN’T rebook us so all other spots were taken and we won’t get home until the 31st. Take your $150 voucher and shove it

@AlaskaAir your service is truly astonishingly bad. I’ve had mechanical issues on 3 of my last 4 flights. This time I sat on the tarmac for 3 hours, deplaned, got cancelled, and now you are saying there are limited flights for THE NEXT FEW DAYS! A discount of $150 is a joke.

Imagine carbonated mouthwash

@MeganHillWriter hey Megan, I am the owner of Joe Chocolate Co. slight correction. Our grand opening to the public is not until the 24th. We had some delays with construction. Sorry for the confusion

What sane person would "hit the club" with jeans and furry boots on?

Power outage before finals week. What a twist.

It's incredible to me, after all this time, Apple maps is still useless.

If you yell at students for being wrong, you can't complain about no one wanting to answer your questions... Looking at you UW Econ dept...

It's February, 57 degrees, and you are pasty white. Put that shirt back on.

I am 99% sure I just saw Ken Jennings walking down 20th Ave...

I don't understand why someone would wear a medical/health mask but not cover their nose...

"Ever since I got into my major I don't really give a s*** about class." -some dope bro on campus

@kcmetrobus Shout out to Barbara for making my flight back much more enjoyable! I'll be sure to catch your route back in Seattle!

PSA to all businesses: Stop using cursive in your logos. No one born in the 90's and on can read it.

And just like that, I am a senior...

In a week and a half I've eaten 3lbs of almonds. #FeelingNutty

I are A LOT of Tums and now my stomach hurts... What do I do?

Breaking News: The new Apple OSX will be called OSX Cloaca because the updated MacBook only has one hole.

Thanks Obama.... No seriously, thank you. #FreedomAct

I can't be the only one who tries to go as long as possible without talking after I wake up.