Riot Pizza Mama

Hey gang. I've been taking a break from twitter. It's been pretty nice, tbh--not participating has been good for my brain. I know you all have missed my low-tier commentary and lukewarm takes, but I'll be back during esports events when I can meaningfully contribute. 🫶

See you there!

We appreciate all the players in this space. As Riftbound has grown over this past year, our vision has crystalized and we saw a future that required we build our own platform, to provide a deeper integration across the holistic Riftbound and Riot experience. It will take some time for us to see through that complete vision, but we're excited to get started.

@joleary Never forget 🇫🇷

LoL France getting Renekton is peak boomer league and I'm here for it

@abby_sherlock So many mistakes were made.

@Sam_FKC oh my god

In honor of LoL: Classic, I give you a totally not-embarassing-at-all Pizza Mama: Classic, circa LoL Beta-ish. Who TF let me wear that shirt to school picture day?

Quest Completed: Steel Your Heart

@DanielJCollette The last thing I was back then was hard af.

@Sam_FKC nah this hard af

The Kanavi experience right now.

@joleary Europe loves ties 👔

To be a real EU LCS show match it should be a best of 2 between Roccat & Copenhagen Wolves, where each game goes 60 minutes. It ends in a draw.

I'm a simple man. We find old champ select bangers, we play old champ select bangers.

@wroadie Uhhhh it was probably thinkgeek or jinx or something.

@Sam_FKC the shirt unironically rips, where do i get one?

@Brettbox IT WAS SIMPLER TIME. COUNTER STRIKE 1.6 WAS LIFE AND FPS DOUG WAS FUNNY.

@Sam_FKC This is incredible

Because explaining the joke always makes it funnier: In the 1948 US presidential election, the results were so close that newspapers printed the wrong result.

ALRIGHT NERDS. DON'T FORGET: THE #MSI2026 FINALS WILL COME RIGHT AFTER THE SHOW MATCH, SO SHOW UP AT 15:00 KST FOR AN EVENING OF GOOD-ASS ESPORTS!

I've seen a loooooot of League of Legends in my time and, well, this is some League of Legends. #MSI2026

@MZLeothechosen @lolesports @sjokz We must never forget war crimes like that.

@lolesports .@sjokz in her "eat directly from a jar of mayo" era in that picture

For the Classic Showmatch, we had to call in some reinforcements directly from Phreak's basement. Tune in before #MSI2026 Finals! 11PM PDT - Saturday 8AM CEST / 3PM KST - Sunday

Weird that a video game can remind me of my own mortality. Just yeet me into the sun...after tomorrow–that'll be sick.

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