Sam Cav

@TownsUsa Mars cheese castle and largest Kwik trip

what goes on here?

@HarrisBueller_ Drew balls

Wait…we’re gonna get a drew walls Super Bowl commercial aren’t we

House party nearby I'm bringing weird guys

@highsag13 Just go to the recently watched on our Netflix

Attempted No.1 Float MAC-10 Stalker, hit the AWP Containment Breach 0.0003 #7. Comment what sticker I should slap on the scope, the chosen winner gets the sticker aswell 🙈

Especially if I have to pay

Legally I'm gonna have to say I am NOT interested in making a pipe bomb

Pull up in the what the hell

@abbieneer13 Quit nagging

When I die put me in the Kirkland signature urn

@abbieneer13 Pulled the thesaurus for that one

@HarrisBueller_ I think it's just regular sized center

Next month!!

Asking my Honduran coworker if he's ever had a perro caliente from Costco and he says we just call them hot dogs

-900 dollars

I just bought tickets to Nick Mullen @ Milwaukee Im... ticketweb.com/event/nick-mul… via @TicketWeb

When I was unemployed I didn't even eat breakfast. Just black coffee then straight to gaming then Costco pizza for lunch then Costco rum for a night cap

I think the small village of Hensbroek in the Netherlands has the answer to this question

My gf and I both like edm but she likes stuff like odesza and I like an untraceable song from a Melbourne shuffle compilation YouTube video from 2008