Sam 🥓✨

At what age do you stop being physically and emotionally exhausted? Asking for a friend

MY BABY IS 6 MONTHS TOMORROW - I'm doing it!!

GOT MCR TICKETS WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 💀

@Himeros000 Adulting at it's best

@Sam_Stevenson_ Sounds like the natural progression of these things

2 years ago today I was picking my wedding dress, 1 year ago today I found out I was pregnant and today I've dropped sushi on the babe's head.

Babies with dummies are simply cuter

Birthing a giant baby potentially in 7 days wo0ow

Crying over flat pack can't be a good use of my day off

@vvampkin Government is a loose term I think you'll be fine little egg 😏✨😂

Chance sweetly saying I'm about to have the weight of the American government on me while im already panicking an hour before my visa interview c:

I miss laughing at work

Everyday I have to resist waking George up - he thinks I do every day anyway I do normally wait 3 hours

you are the light, keep shining

I would love to make it through the day without throwing up really

I do not deserve this backache

Lost my duolingo streak big wah

@serena42326396 Have they been approved??

someone pls buy them when they get approved because if not i’ve got two extra tickets and wasted £££ 🤪

SELLING 2X SAM SMITH TICKETS FOR TOMORROW (royal albert hall) They will be on twickets soon! Just going through the review. Grand Tier, amazing view but managed to get stall tickets instead! #samsmith

Someone else now playing Whitney Houston WHY

Listening to tik tok at full volume on the bus is wild behaviour

Stunning ✨

Did you even go through duty free if you don't leave wearing £100+ perfume youre never going to buy

Also for George for not making me go back to the boat when i was scared