sam warshofsky
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@Evan_ss6 Trying to nuke my miami condo if anyone is interested lmk
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@SizeChad It’s actually great arbitrage— black market food stamps are 50c on the dollar and now they will buy their debt from Klarna for 10c
I hope Klarna will accept the food stamps as payment for the paper
🧵 on how my fund is buying Wingstop subprimes with black market food stamps
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Why use Klarna to finance wingstop orders when you can use food stamps?
NewsWire@NewsWire_US
Klarna losses widen as more users miss payments; 100 million now on platform — FT
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Slid out in this and I thought it was shid but it was actually chocolate 🔥🔥
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@gainzy222 100+ year old laffa shop somewhere in Tazfat. I go an gorge myself every time I’m there. Don’t know the name. You have to find it and give a review. Tomato’s cheese spices get the works
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A popular area on FSU campus, all that’s left on Landis Green are personal belongings - shoes, laptops, half finished meals.
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If you're around the Miami area make sure to grab a table or a ticket for Saturday night.
Dirty Boxing Championship@DirtyBoxing_
THE OFFICIAL DBX 1 FIGHT CARD! On March 22, the most violent night in combat sports history goes down at The Hangar in Miami! Legends, knockout artists, and rising stars are set to throw down in the Dirty Boxing ring. 🥊 MAIN EVENT: Yoel Romero vs. Ras Hylton – Heavyweight war incoming! 💥 CO-MAIN EVENT: Andrei Arlovski vs. Terrance Hodges – A former UFC champ steps into DBX! ⚡ PLUS: A STACKED card of pure chaos! 🎟️ Get your tickets now—Link in bio! #DirtyBoxing #DBX1
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@SizeChad Please bro don’t do this. Please wait until after stone crab season. I have to have the side of fried chicken at Joes.
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if you're over 12% bodyfat, you will be deported
JohnRocker@itsJohnRocker
BREAKING NEWS: We have a massive health crisis in the United States
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@SizeChad I’m flying back to Miami from nyc rn because I forgot that I parked my car on the street and I have to go save it from flooding
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I evacuated. Not trying to be in Florida during back to back hurricanes
National Hurricane Center@NHC_Atlantic
4pm CDT Oct 6th Key Messages for #Hurricane #Milton: Forecast to be a major hurricane when it reaches W coast of #Florida Peninsula this week. Too soon to specify magnitude & locations of greatest impacts, but risk of life-threatening storm surge & damaging winds increasing. Latest: #Milton" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">hurricanes.gov/#Milton
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A few summers ago I had this intern from Ohio and we had the evening off, so we drove the company truck down out to the beach for some food. I was like isn’t NorCal nice man? And he was like ehh it’s alright but Ohio is wayyyy better
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@SizeChad @gainzy222 Yeah but gainzy lived in Miami for 2 years and I bet he never had Cuban Pizza
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@gainzy222 pizza is about the sauce, disgusting white pizza consumer heathen
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There’s probably a massive subset of single people in america living over-stressed lives paycheck to paycheck with $40,000/year remote jobs that don’t realize they can live like the top 0.0001% overseas on their salary
Like you can rent a huge villa with a pool for $2000/month
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@gainzy222 @blknoiz06 This is just Miami on a normal day
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@blknoiz06 I don’t envy anyone breaking dubai laws and thinking they can get away with it
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Americans spent over $113 billion on lottery tickets last year, more than they spent on movies, books, concerts and sports tickets, combined, per NerdWallet.
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