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Sam ☠️
@Sam_pkg
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Johannesburg, South Africa Katılım Mart 2019
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Nna asanka ka kwa even a single dietitian a re le ska ja bogobe.🤭
South African Food-Based Dietary Guidelines clearly say starchy foods should form the base of every meal , and that includes pap. 🤗
Sam ☠️@Sam_pkg
@DietitianMoloko From today no more stories, le di dietitians ba ja bogobe
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@DietitianMoloko From today no more stories, le di dietitians ba ja bogobe
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Pedi girls an hour after eating prawns and salad 😬
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@VillageGuluva I hope makoti doesnt hear them. Jiki jiki your wife doesnt want to visit with you anymore
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Custard ya makoti. She made Custard for her mother in law in Limpopo. 🙆♂️🙆♂️😫😫🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@SizweDhlomo Is a strategy, no bail application until monday so you habe enough time to think about which gang you joining
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lol! Every Friday, ziyasha!
Modibe Vladimir Modiba@mmodiba10
BREAKING NEWS 🔥🔥 There’s a WARRANT OF ARREST that has been issued for Brown Mogotsi. Developing Story..
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@MandiiSithole Almost sent your rent money to the wrong person, you still need it?
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You guyssssss 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Never go through a man’s phone.
Oghenerukevwe@dr_rhookie
I said the easiest yes to the absolute love of my life ❤️
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We drinking coffee, gwa tonya Satan for corona Yoh. Koo tlhalletse tsona tse
Teflon Don@AntonyNgele
What are y'all drinking bo satan
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My friend: "please send me R250"
Me : "Okay, send me your account number"
My friend: "Please do a cash send, don't have my card with me"
Me: "Bro I bank with Discovery Bank, we don't do those around here, we sophisticated"
Discovery Bank has saved me so much money 😭😭🤣🤣
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@BETTERSA_ Seema was bought from another PSL team, you think he would have agreed to sign for a "not taken serious" salary? Its banter for the blue tick we understand
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You would think it is just banter, but Pirates does not take its players serious man 😫
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@_ayanda_sengane They being careful, if you excited jiki jiki SIU gets excited
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I excitedly congratulated someone on a big purchase and they said, "Relax"😭😭😭😭💔💔
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Never ask for stats from Pirates because we always produce, we are still waiting for Mshika-shika stats at 21
FORTUNATE SIYASANGA@fortunatekhuma
@Ntokii012 G&A iphi
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I once told one kore “the way he’s making me chase after him the D better be worth it” and he called me immediately ✋✋😭
Amelia🤍@NotJustLerato
ukhona njee engfuna kumtjela🚶♂️➡️
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She said she wanted a 17, I got her a 16... now a random guy swapped the 16 to 17pro max. She now sees my calls as me being rude, guys is this girl okay at all, what am I supposed to do now ???
tєϳɨ🥀@mrteji_
a guy swapped my girlfriend iPhone 16 to 17pro max. Took her on a date yesterday and she ignored my call all through yesterday, today she's saying it's nothing, that they're just friends.
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Sam ☠️ retweetledi
I’m speaking on behalf of every Orlando Pirates fan when I say we will be supporting Sundowns on this match …
They must never smell that CAF football next season 😭😭
#UNPLAYABLE@UnplayableZA
𝗢𝗡 𝗦𝗔𝗟𝗘!!! @Masandawana vs @KaizerChiefs tickets now on sale. 🎟 ⬇️ shop.opentickets.co.za/event/mamelodi… #UNPLAYABLE
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@ChrisExcel102 They were busy celebrating a draw when siwelele was training
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Siwelele you beauty 😭😭😭
No CAF football for Kaizer Chiefs next season 😭😭🔥
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