Sam Parsons

First day in a week I ain't down the hospital 🙌 time to dance around my kitchen to Northern soul 💃

This sunshine gets my dick thick.. #BeenAWhile #BackByBoredom #ShitTweets

Phones officially dead.. won't charge, won't turn on.. Cant even pay for an early upgrade because vodafone have no iPhone 6 or plus in stock

@tommybright87 interested mate, if you could let me know how much etc

@Jackbenbowlee follow me bro I'll DM you

@lewistaylor3005 I am interested in your ticket(s) if still available, please let me know?

@Jackbenbowlee that ticket still up for grabs?

@michaelmason294 I am interested in your ticket(s) if still available, please let me know?

@tyleerxo I am interested in your ticket(s) if still available, please let me know?

@Zara_Casabia I am interested in your ticket(s) if still available, please let me know?

@Jamie_Foley123 I am interested in your ticket(s) if still available, please let me know?

@rosieraspberry9 I am interested in your ticket(s) if still available, please let me know?

Additions to Xmas list: touch screen gloves.. ❄️

@AskAllSaints I went back and applied it again and It worked fine :)

Think I'm going to buy my brother a pair of #Allsaints boots he won't like in my size #MerryChristmasToMe

Body shaming is body shaming.. #stopthehate

"you know what I call guys 5'11 and under? friends" They'd kick off if we started posting, you know what I call girls over size 10.. Friends

ॐ shanti shanti shanti

It's all thriller no filler!