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@Kenyans Sasa mnashangaa nn na hii n shida ya kifamilia😂😂

A woman reminded me of how I prayed for her, and God later blessed her with twins - First Lady Rachel Ruto

@DCI_Kenya What about UDA SG, with those talking about rigging Election and that guy who talked about 2007 anniversary 🫴🫴 msitubebe ufala nyinyi

@castrofy26 Mnapaste tuh hata hamjali mko wangapi 🫴😂😂

Tutoe vumbi na kahawa, just paste….

@Osama_otero Ukiona unaanza kureason na sudi enda tuh rehab mapema bro🫴😂

Oscar Sudi is right about Uhuru Kenyatta though.

@Wuodnyakach_ That's so cheap😂😂 soon tutaanza kukuambia "stay guided"

I want to buy my wife a Suzuki jimney 2019 model cash ....who is selling ?

@AlionyaRoseline Na bado hujaona mengi 😂😂 uku utafinywa adi uexplain mbona uliprank sura😂😂

First Class Trans Gender wishes you all a beautiful night.

@polo_kimanii But kama Arsenal imebeba cup lazima pia ww Kimani utakagua mali soon😂😂

Mimi naye nikinunua gari nitatesa sana aki. Log book ikitokea tu namna hii monday naamkia pale kamukunji kwa duka ya Eve maina. Nimwambie aje,lets go talk in my car. Tukiingia tu kabla ata tufunge michipi,mamunju zishaanza. Mwah! Mwah! Mwah! 15 minutes! Alafu nimuulize are you hot? Sasa nimwashie AC,temperature ni 16Degrees kama za wajakoya. Angalau askie kabaridi kidogo sababu saa iyo nitakua nimechemsha yeye kama uji ya wimbi,yani ako apo tu anatoa bubbles. Alafu nimwachie 250 lunch. Nikitoka hapo sasa ni kuzurura huko Karen,huko kwenye hawaitikiangi tuingie na nduthi. Soja akiniuliza kama nimekuja kupick ama kudrop juu anaona naendesha nissan bluebird,namwambia nimekuja kupick nyanya yako,Open the gate! Bwana the signs will be there. Charles darwin help us

@edwinsifuna Ebu ni weke number mrushie omwami kitu😎😂

Forte Four!!!! Thank you all for your messages. Alafu ni mi nafaa kurusha ama nyinyi?

@gabrieloguda How can you impeach the walking constitution 😂😂

BREAKING NEWS: Siaya MCAs begin the collection of signatures to impeach Governor James Orengo, over uncultured remarks he made yesterday under the influence of alcohol.

@ManUtd Samhertz

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@therealantoh Ww cheza na watu wako na hasira

Dear,Matatu association, we understand you are fighting for us concerning the fuel price increase. However,we wish to inform you nyinyi ongezeni tu fare tutalipa. Let the burden be on us but wacha watu warudi kazi. We are willing to pay double. Thanks.

@Osama_otero Yako iko si ufike nayo uku Thika road 😂😂🙌

Leo poor people wanaplan kuchoma gari ya nani?

@DCI_Kenya Si mlisema..

DCI PURSUES PRIME SUSPECTS BEHIND THIKA ROAD VEHICLE TORCHING The Directorate of Criminal Investigations (DCI) has received and is currently analysing viral video footage that is believed to feature individuals among the prime suspects involved in the torching of a Mazda CX-5 along Thika Road during today’s protests. This incident not only endangered lives but also resulted in significant property damage, and investigations remain active. Detectives are diligently pursuing crucial leads aimed at identifying, and apprehending all those involved in this criminal act. The DCI urges members of the public who may recognise any individuals captured in the footage or possess relevant information regarding the incident that may aid in the ongoing investigations to share the information promptly at the nearest police station or through the #FichuaKwaDCI hotline. You can report anonymously by calling 0800 722 203 (toll-free) or through WhatsApp at 0709 570 000. The National Police Service reiterates its commitment to upholding public safety, protecting property, and ensuring that individuals who exploit protests for criminal activities are brought to justice in accordance with the law.

@gabrieloguda Shida n sijui huko bei ya mafuta iko 150 ama😎🤔

Good afternoon from Homa Bay. Watu wa kung'oa reli who have no shares in Kenya wametuma salamu.

@gabrieloguda Bei ya mafuta imepanda na bado ww unalamba tuh staff za kasongo 😏😏

Those who called our Party Leader derogatory names have exactly two weeks to apologize, or they shall hear from the people of Kisumu on May 31st. This shall be the first trumpet. Might as well be the last.

@Kimuzi_ My Pal is back like never before😁😁

Maraga ndo anaeza komboa Kenya Pekee. Nobody else. Because he is very specific on fighting corruption. That's the only thing we need. Not all these manifestos and promises.

@Jaminelevys @gabrieloguda Bana 😂😂

@Samhertz_4 @gabrieloguda Sikuizi Gathe anatwerk ajab

Kasmuel McOure picked up from where he had left off last week taking the Gospel of the Lord to Spice FM this morning. Had they not begged him to have mercy, the show would've stopped for the fire brigade to storm in. The carnage resumes next week. You're welcome.

Mbona #Bungomacounty inatrend??

I dare you to beat my wallpaper 🔥