Samia Khan

Donald, I work for FOX and unbiasedly anchor livestreams of Trump rallies, protests and more. Uh, #CanYouHearUsNow?

@AirCanada And at the 2-hour mark, the call just dropped/failed!

@SamiaKhan Hello Samia, our sincere condolences. Have you tried managing your Redemption booking online, under "My Bookings" perhaps? If not, we suggest you do so. /Mary Ann

#Instacurity was ahead of its time. (Though — think Instagram knew we were on to something…they did send Facebook lawyers to challenge our mission/trademark in 2013. 🤔)

Created this with @SamiaKhan over 8 years ago. The truth is finally coming out. Featuring @IssaRae youtu.be/j_o6DgO8oNQ

@rejectedjokes Tried. No one in sight. 😔

Holy shit… if Twitter broke down right now, we would be forced to go outside and talk to real people.

Hi Internet. Serious question: does anyone actually pump 89 fuel? I mean. Really. You’re gonna do 87 or go all in with 91, right? (My friend presented this to me. He drives a Tesla. He has no idea.)

Kamala Harris and George Bush call for unity on 20th anniversary of 9/11 – video #Echobox=1631378703" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">theguardian.com/us-news/video/…

Do you ever look @ the other drinks in the Starbucks mobile order pickup area and think, “damn, is Rob’s drink better? Did I get the wrong thing? Should I bail on my safe, go-to matcha latte and get THAT interesting-looking thing I’ve never tried (and could be terrible) instead?”

Healed. It feels like 2021 already. #BidenSpeech

I love that it was Pennsylvania, the state Joe Biden was born in, that put him over 270. There’s something magical about that— especially considering this was his 3rd time running for President (1988, 2008, 2020.) Lesson? Never give up — it’s never too late. #PresidentElectJoe

This is the moment for America's bravest intern to step in front of the camera and announce, "Look if nobody else here has the guts, I'll do it. Arizona, Georgia, Nevada, Pennsylvania: Biden. North Carolina: Trump. All you people at home: switch to Netflix."

Just curious for all the people saying "they're all idiots/racists/terrible people/etc... What's the plan here? Ignore them? Shut them out of society? What do you think the answer is for these people who live in this country right alongside us?

@Apple_Snapple @RonHoonFox10 I literally was thinking about that fateful red blazer day when I saw it trending 😂

@dabnisbrickey_ Yep. And Trump flags (not just lawn signs) in my suburb of Clovis (where Nunes office is)

@SamiaKhan they ride for him like that in fresno? that's wild!

ARE WE LIVE, ENVY?