Samich

@gifyourgame Insane snowday twirl pinch in a game with Hel and qb

@PalaceReport @SkyKaveh 😭😭😭😭

@AntonGOATelli @_Willszn Why are you liking this now @AntonGOATelli

@_willSZN Lovely message thank you will14

@AntonGOATelli @leecfc10 1 is clearly so much more impressive than all the others 😂

Which premier league record here is the most difficult to break ?

@premierleague PL main account clowning Brighton now 😭

nutmeg (verb) /ˈnʌtmɛɡ/ 1. To play the ball through the legs of an opponent.

@CPFC_Z I literally saw this guy in the pub yesterday with that outfit

This might be the best Halloween costume I’ve ever seen #CPFC

Whoever made this sticker, madness

@ultimate_kombo Palace have only lost 5 as well

People wey done lose 11 times this year they laugh people wey done lose 5 🤣🤣🤣

@TrxpleM I’d prefer if we kept him 🙏

I wouldnt be mad at the idea of getting Glasner tbh

@DougieCritchley He had over 1 GA per 90 in his final season at palace. It’s not new news

It's pretty extraordinary watching Michael Olise in 2025... He looks like one of the best players in the world. Where you put him is obviously subjective but I'd imagine most people would have him Top 10. Is that because his game has developed notably since joining Bayern Munich and breaking into the France side? Or is it purely optics? Playing with better players, on better teams... and his talents are EVEN more noticeable. If it's the latter how many other players currently playing outside the Champions League could look like one of the best players in the world in the right scenario? Name your examples...

@CorbYaBoi Also can you spend $450 on me I want the switch 2

@CorbYaBoi Locomotive rizz

The ladies think model trains are weird until they see I casually spent 450$ ok a single locomotive then magically they wanna hear more.

@PalaceReport 😋

Oliver Glasner appreciation post. Sum him up in one emoji 👇

@DapzRL @itsDcln @Friction48 @MegaBoomRL

@darkrai_rl @lfcwill_16 We’d been willing to sell since the start of the window

@lfcwill_16 shows their willing to sell so i'd do it imo

Palace have came back with a counter offer that’s genuinely better for us lol

@TouchlineX The Henderson fa cup final debate is over 😂😂😂

📸 - REPLAY SHOWS THAT JAMES TRAFFORD CLEARLY REMOVES THE BALL OUTSIDE THE BOX WITH HIS ARM!

@cropperTV You see him in Andor?

Finished "end of the fucking world" on netflix yesterday evening, just for the main actor to popup again on Alien Earth in the early hrs of the morning Alex Lawther future star, thought the american accent was decent too - sounded like Edward Norton 👍🏼

At a time when we should be celebrating our victory in the Community Shield at Wembley, the decision by UEFA and followed by the Court of Arbitration for Sport shows that sporting merit is rendered meaningless. Full statement 👇 #CPFC

@HolmesdaleChina I told my mum about you when I saw you on the tv 😂

I’M NOT CRYING.🥹 #CPFC

@Timmyd124 Stolen tweet man. It’s already my profile banner

don’t be coming in my house pouring no big cups of juice

@CorbYaBoi @kandykernal Thank you for letting me borrow your smashed up 2005 Toyota the other day. I still can’t believe you beat up puppies

@kandykernal Someone vouch for me. I gotta get more clout.

I grew up with video games. I know how to handle a joystick