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@Samkelo2772

Just having fun

earth Katılım Şubat 2022
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๋࣭⭑@Redwinee___·
@ceraliza @AdesolaBlessin9 Still in full panic mode asking a stranger to call my stolen phone like the thief was gonna politely answer and go “yo my bad, come pick it up at the corner.😭
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sugamummy 🧚🏽‍♀️
After my phone got stolen, I was still in shock and instinctively asked someone nearby to help me dial my number. The man standing behind me just looked at me and said, “You’re calling your number to tell the thief what?”
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Samkelo@Samkelo2772·
@AndileMphemba99 @sleendeel Did you talk to them about not sending your account to lawyers so you can eventually pay through them?
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Andile Mphemba
Andile Mphemba@AndileMphemba99·
@sleendeel We're the same, been applying with completion letter for 4 years guess what nothing coming up. last year I applied for PGCE they want the original certificate. I still have Accounting science at unisa also needs funds. Careers wise ngistuckile ngenxa ye dut failing to submit my
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Samkelo@Samkelo2772·
@Glo_Mu @Ndi_Muvenda_ No, you should at least have 50% saved of the budgeted cost before you start.
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Dr MuVenda
Dr MuVenda@Ndi_Muvenda_·
How much can it cost to build this house?
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eva ∆
eva ∆@softrebels·
without googling, can you name a famous German?
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Samkelo
Samkelo@Samkelo2772·
Mood rn for Vegas GP Wet qualifying 📈 Lewis out in Q1 📉
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BAMIDELE🕊@thenihiin·
Name an album where you can listen to every song from the beginning to the end and not have the urge to skip a song?
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Samkelo
Samkelo@Samkelo2772·
@LuthandoFuze Black Friday is the only day I've seen all tills open
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Mapholoba
Mapholoba@LuthandoFuze·
I'll never understand why supermarkets build 20 tills and only use 3 😭
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Pincho de merluza
Pincho de merluza@pinchodemerluza·
@FIAsteward @EnzoSuperGabri1 How? But the current "performance" of Hamilton in Ferrari... 😂 Hamilton is blowing up one of the biggest bubbles in F1 history... He is proving that Sainz is faster than him...
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Parody FIA
Parody FIA@FIAsteward·
F1 ALTERNATIVE STATS: If Fernando Alonso enters and doesn’t win any race up to and including the 2026 Bahrain GP, he will be the first F1 driver in history to lose 400 races.
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♥️@HeyItsNats_·
@_Space_fx @PhutiSemenya14 Not entirely true I bought a house (gated community) at a decent suburb and I’m earning around 20K
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PHUTI SEMENYA®🇿🇦 ⚖️
PHUTI SEMENYA®🇿🇦 ⚖️@PhutiSemenya14·
A salary of less than 20k a month is generally considered insufficient to buy a car 💯
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VIEW4YOU
VIEW4YOU@view4you_sa·
‼️ A Big Bomb Has Hit The Motor Vehicle Industry, the 4 Main Cities are Johannesburg, Cape Town, Durban and Pretoria with Mileage fraud. 1000s of cars mileages/clocks have been reversed and it’s all about to come to light. Dealers you trusted and you thought were legit. Sad thing is we at View4You are also shocked at some of them😲. Genuinely shocked 😳 others even wanted to work with us. We are so glad that we did not. Areas like Stellenbosch, Bryanston, Sea Point, Edenvale, Ballito, Pinetown and the others are obvious areas the City centres . The good news is, if you find out that the car you bought has had a mileage manipulation/reversal take that car back ASAP. We hope dealers that did this have those millions to payback !! To the honest dealers we thank you and you will no longer suffer because we f these unscrupulous dealers. TO EVERY PERSON THAT HAS BOUGHT A PREOWNED CAR !! 👇 Here is a tip!! start by checking your SERVICE HISTORY with the agents if it does not add up you know what to do. Our personal advice, NEVER BUY A PREOWNED CAR WITHOUT TRACEABLE SERVICE HISTORY WITH MANUFACTURER.!! view4you.co.za
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Samkelo@Samkelo2772·
@Sifisov1 @KabeloMohlah02 Her : ughh babe what happened Him : doctor said you just fainted after I popped the question Her : what question Him : will you marry me Her : 'faints again'
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MZulu wa Limpopo
MZulu wa Limpopo@KabeloMohlah02·
Did she just faint after being proposed?😭😭😭😭
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Mbali Mashinini
Mbali Mashinini@mbalis_bakery·
An actor who nailed a role so hard that nobody else will ever be able to live up to it?
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letta
letta@Tshegofatso_B·
@thanos113010 @Oracle5152 His brand is politics, tho. Finding humor in world politics. So that doesn't track.
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Samkelo@Samkelo2772·
@Ozza_T @grok is this true, is it not a law for elected officials to live in the country they hold office in?
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Öfentse Senganga
Öfentse Senganga@Ozza_T·
Still crazy to me how the president of Nigeria lives in the UK and runs the country from there instead of him actually being there..Like how are they even allowing that?😂😂😂
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Stefano Zanin
Stefano Zanin@steccio·
@44britcedes He's finally getting what he deserved in all his career, I'm sad he went to Ferrari in the worst season of the last decade
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sin ⁴⁴@44britcedes·
the way he ran back when people were calling his name 😭😭❤️
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Stefanie
Stefanie@fastpitstop·
Lewis Hamilton dragged that wheelbarrow to P4🔥
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