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@cringe_panda I didn’t know Donald Trump was getting his own month

Pedophile month begins in one week.

@johnrockshomes I’m sorry but “the police let me in” has the same energy as a toddler going “well nobody SAID I couldn’t” 😭

I am a J6er. I protested a stolen election. Walked right past the police through an open door, and the police let me in. My father's step son turned me into the FBI. My house was raided. They branded me a traitor, and insurrectionist, slapped me on a terrorist watchlist. I plead guilty to illegal picketing, a Class B petty offense misdemeanor with the same sentencing guidelines as walking your dog off leash on a National Park . They swore no prison time. They lied. Judge Hogan sentenced me to 30 days for “not being remorseful enough” and three years’ probation to tie me up through elections. An unconstitutional "split" sentence. My Judge, Judge Hogan called J6 worse than the war of 1812. All I did was chant "Stop the Steal!" inside the Capitol and wear the wrong Tshirt. God Bless the J6ers!

@mazzypopstar It’s almost like she’s getting married in a month 😭😭

how you a showgirl but don’t wanna show up anywhere girl 😂

@katherinejaayne @oliviarodrigo can’t talk babydoll dresses without mentioning Courtney Love, who literally built an entire aesthetic around this irony and subversion in the 90s. She was labeled “kinderwh*ore” by a male journalist. please do your research before repeating hateful rhetoric coined largely by men

A letter to @oliviarodrigo from Livies 💜

@NataniaMarshall I genuinely can’t stand you people. This compulsive need for everything to be “right,” “correct,” and exactly the same is exhausting. Good god, don’t you get tired of hearing yourselves talk? PEOPLE ARE DIFFERENT, WE ARE NOT CARBON COPIES , ITS OK TO BE DIFFERENT

You can’t be a Christian and support homosexuality.

@radical_jam_ I don’t think she could actually be any smaller, if someone blew on her too hard she’d fall right over 😭

Cool, now a huge guy with dick and balls is going to beat Zendaya on camera and everyone is okay with that, it seems fair to everyone, because it's trans, and it's TOTALLY not a male violence against woman :/

@perrysociety11 Am I the only who thinks it was bad then and is bad now 😭

The way Katy Perry was torn APART for doing this at the lifetimes tour but now that its a man doing it people think its cute and he's being praised for "training for this"...yeah y'all just wanted to hate on Katy

@saniyafatma1278 I actually love it , it’s small and classy

@DineshDSouza Omg thank you , haha the first one I’ve seen , skskskskks, I needed a good giggle

Actress Sydney Sweeney is now being attacked by the Left for playing a character in Euphoria that implied you’d have to be “r*tarded” to be a Democrat. In response to, “You sound like a Democrat,” Sydney’s character responded, “I’m not r*tarded.” Sydney did nothing wrong.

@OR4isComing I need to know your ways

going to all 11 nights at the unraveled tour 😭☺️💜

@FFT1776 See your laughing but what if it had been Biden who ran for a third term , would it have been funny then? Bc I am liberal and even I don’t think that would have been funny

Anyone wanna help me piss off a liberal?🤣

@magachrchpastr I can bet a million dollars he won’t

So many Libs are defending Jimmy Kimmel's tasteless jokes by pointing to President Trump's many derogatory and inflammatory statements over the years. But how about if you apologize first? Extend the olive branch, and I bet President Trump will respond in kind🙏🇺🇸

@alyssamariiee11 this take is wild considering it’s coming from the party that stormed the capital building

Must be nice to be a Democrat and not have to worry about being murdered for your political beliefs.

@SenRandPaul Can’t believe I have to say this to a grown man , it’s insane that you’re talking more about a ballroom then gun control , little kids at school don’t have a ballroom with impenetrable security.

I'm dropping a bill tomorrow. Let's build the Ballroom.

@Sassafrass_84 That’s true there is another possible explanation, his security team hates his guts bc how does this happen 4 times 😭💀

Stop saying this is a staged shooting. Nobody is buying your lies. Get bent.

@Bubblebathgirl The concept of maga shaming women who are overweight when their hero looks like miss piggy is crazy

Anne Hathaway says she told the producers on the set of the Devil Wears Prada 2 that there needed to be more overweight models. As a result, some skinny ones were replaced. Of course, Hathaway wasn’t replaced. See how that works?

@tedlieu @WhiteHouse PLZZ thats so funny, this is my first impression of you and i love you 😭

Dear @WhiteHouse: I’m Chinese American. I read donald trump’s racist post below. Please tell donald trump I said fuck you. See you in November.

@DylanDyylas If you don’t let your toddler cry and throw a tantrum claiming he won every time he looses then WHY ARE WE LETTING THIS GROWN MAN DO IT!?

every time trump loses an election he claims it's rigged and maga believes him because they're all stupid fucks

@dammiano789 @Akir_a997 Coming soon to theaters near you: women being second rate domestic servants. Filming at pretty much any Walmart or Grocery Store parking lot in the United States.

@Samknjs @Akir_a997 Pero que hablas que película te has montado por favor jajajja 😆

GIRL TO GIRL… be honest…. If you could stay home, raise babies, and run a cozy homemaker life… would you?

@PopBase Like when a toddler loses a game and starts crying that his opponent cheated 😭

Donald Trump reacts to the Virginia Redistricting Referendum passing: "A RIGGED ELECTION TOOK PLACE LAST NIGHT IN THE GREAT COMMONWEALTH OF VIRGINIA!”