Sam Ellison

That awkward moment when someone is telling you an embarrassing story about "their friend"...& they don't remember you're that friend.

One of my go-to’s when I come across the “intense” card while playing apples to apples. twitter.com/thepunnyworld/…

@HKRosenberger Blame it on the character count, or lack thereof. 🤷🏽‍♀️

Does anyone else ever do any everyday thing with the thought “will this embarrass me in 2025 the same way that middle school me embarrassed me now” in mind?

And Mac n Cheese. I’ve been thinking about this for at least a week. twitter.com/hkrosenberger/…

Over the next few weeks I’ll be posting stuff I’m thankful for. Today I’m thankful to be an adult so I can eat Halloween candy for dinner.

“No functional savior will ever bring you peace the way that Jesus, the Prince of Peace, can.”

a mere cat...

Just envisioned a nativity scene made entirely of vegetables. I call it: “O Come Lettuce Adore Him”.

Raise your hand if you’ve ever felt personally victimized by the amount of time you’ve spent in a doctor’s office waiting room.

To this September weather, I say:

Just said "bronkin' bucko". Can't win 'em all.

Ok, I need some sensible people to help me out here... twitter.com/alexfrazier10/…

Strong craving for pizza right now.

Just found out that August is national sandwich month. I was, literally, born for my love of Turkey sandwiches.

So grateful for all of our busse drivers! 🎉💕 twitter.com/alexfrazier10/…

Junie and @JBrew were fighting. He said "Pause". I heard "Paws". 😂😵

@ShanNealy Yes! It was both super convicting and encouraging for me, personally.

Pride is permission denied to God's love, but humility is access granted. -Dan Lian #IF

It's not just dads. This is gold. twitter.com/newspring/stat…

On this day 8 years ago, I gained a great joy, peace & freedom that I'd never known by deciding to follow Jesus. No regrets, only hope.