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@En_chinaNews Said by you, not China.

🇨🇳 China: America cannot prevent us from importing Iranian oil. U.S. sanctions do not concern us. We are an independent, sovereign state, and our decisions are not dictated to us by Washington. Let everyone know: China does what serves its interests... at any cost and regardless of America's anger.

@eurofounder Do you just post this things for fun or you're mentally ill? 🤔

My wife and I got mugged in Paris last week A man with a knife ran up to us next to Eiffel Tower "Give me your fucking phone right now" he said to me I handed over my Siemens cell phone immediately "Yalla, hers too" he shouted I raised my eyebrow "Did I notice a lovely Arabic accent, young man? I warmly said to him, and immediately felt ashamed for being scared This poor man is from abroad and simply still adjusting to the European culture "Take this too, my friend" I said and ripped the pearl necklace off my wife's neck "What the fuck are you doing?!" she started crying "Be quiet. This man is struggling. He needs it more than us" I said He took everything and ran away Sure, theft is never good, but I would rather get robbed in a diverse city, than be safe in a racist white one

@ForgiatoBlow47 Exactly 💯

I didn't vote for this version of Donald This version of him is way better than anything l ever expected!

@vdmempire You no fit dey chop all that money make you no fat...

Senate President Akpabio's Daughter, Iniabasi, Named State Patron Of City Boys Movement. If I say what's on my mind, they will send me to Sokoto prison 😂

@Oreofe_06 He should have never taken you off the street, like how will you be craving for beer, worst enough during pregnancy 🤦🏼‍♂️

😭😭God nah your hand I dey ,ever since I got pregnant i have been craving for beer😭😭 I can't stay a day without drinking beer 🍺 My husband and I went out for an occasion I ordered for beer and my husband refused 😭😭😭,I started crying I didn't talk to him My husband was drinking beer and told me to drink malt I refused,ever since i started giving birth to my kids my husband don't allow me to drink beer ,he always give me malt 😭😂😂 This my pregnancy instead on drinking beer this time around,i finally stood up to go and check someone immediately I saw someone with beer I told him to give me one 😂😂😂 I told my beer shifted somewhere and was drinking it,I was so happy 😂😂😂 I pray he doesn't see this picture 😂😂😂, Pregnancy cravings no be your mother's age mate 😂😂😂 A Pregnant woman lamentation

@TheDamiForeign I will be having spaghetti and bush meat...

What’s your next move?

@damylareee If you hear all four in one day, that could be dey best day of your life...

the 4 best sounds a man wants to hear for life😄

@primetateHQ Yo...😂💀💀💀💀

Never deleting this app. 💀

@thenihiin Because you are a regular human being, you're are not God.

Men, Why would you stand to propose to your woman??🙄

@cmainx_ Rehabilitation, that's what she needs

Smash or pity ?🥲

@ywomendeservles How did she steal it? And sadly enough, she didn't even let you hit so you could nut inside🤦🏼‍♂️

@vahphor Wetin all this guy's dey see for this Cardi B self🤦🏼‍♂️

It’s cr@zy how Cardi B seems to have moved on so quickly going from Offset to Stefon Diggs, and now reportedly to another Bronx rapper. According to Lof’s source in New York, he and Cardi were actually college mates. So when he noticed things ended between Cardi and Stefon, he quickly took his shot by messaging her on Instagram and she gave him a chance almost immediately.

@iamzioraa It can't happen normally 🤦🏼‍♂️ Nah juju...

Did he d!e ???

@sir_shilling @Legah_tr_ Exactly the statement that popped up in my mind after seeing the photo...🤣

@Legah_tr_ Don’t move it’s over, you’ve already lost niga

Best caption wins😂.

@iamzioraa Hi dear, what's the occasion because you look absolutely pretty. She's gonna smile and reply with something positive, then I will introduce myself and the rest will be history...

As a guy, how do you start a conversation from here 😅

@kenkenlewu Now, that's a good advice.

“You asked me on a date, and I said okay, let’s give it a try. On that date, you asked me to order what I wanted, which I did. Thank God, I just ordered stir-fried pasta and chicken with a juice. After the meal, they brought the bill. The bill was about ₦52,000, and you told me to send my part to you. Like is this even normal? You came to me for a date I never told you I wanted one. Imagine I didn't have money or I didn’t come with money for that date, what would have happened? Please, if a guy asks you out on a date, go with your money, because you can be d!s@ppointed oo. I calmly paid the whole ₦52,000 and left. I even bl0ck£d him instantly because, what the h£ck? I was on my own. You texted me that you like me, you want to see me, and now we are seeing, you’re asking me to pay for what we bought? Thank God I wasn't even gr££dy with my order. Imagine I was gr££dy, I would have been disgr@ced. If a guy tells you to come out, please just buy what you can afford and pay...” Lady stirs debate online after sharing how she paid ₦52k on a date after the man who invited her asked her to cover her part of the bill.

@Olakunle_Omoba Foot mat...

Breast ??????????

@mide_io Never seen that happen

Why do men cry on their wedding day?🤔

@PenTitan Omo this one funny ooh

You saw me. You liked me. You asked for my number. I billed you. Now you're calling me a shameless man Broke girls and audacity sha

@drharveee Follow my instincts

Be honest, what’s your next move?