Samantha Perry

Dear God Uncle Nino is dressed like Evil Knievel🙈 #JSFamilyVacation

"Can I pay you NOT to do the quotes?"😂 #JSFamilyVacation

"Welcome to hell, bitch." #JSFamilyVacation

However, it still hurts to see a good pair of Louboutins go to waste. #JSFamilyVacation

Its so sad that as millenials we've gotten to the point where we hate heels. #JSFamilyVacation

@angelinamtvjs, I'm serious, there is nothing wrong with being single. There will be someone who wants you for you. You have to have an open mind. You have to stop looking and then you'll be found❤️ #JSFamilyVacation

Asking Mike for advice on this is not a good idea. Your biz will be in the streets after less than an hour. #JSFamilyVacation

"Hold the duck phone." #JSFamilyVacation

Oh my god. Why does 2.0 have to be back? Can we cote him off the island? #JSFamilyVacation

Jenny has officially entered her Deena Era. #JSFamilyVacation

See? Even the balls want Ang and Vinny together! #JSFamilyVacation

Another thing that pisses me off about @Google messenger. You can't even copy and frickin paste. In Samsung messenger you could. Stop worrying about AI and fix basic bugs in your texting app!

If the frickin' speedway was wet, why haven't we been drying it this whole preshow?!

Getting really sick of @nascar and their scheduling. What is with all the Sunday night races?! People have to get up for work in the morning. Kids during the school year. Between a 7 pm (really 7:30 to 7:45) start, and whether conditions, the race doesn't end until morning.

Dear god, the comeback no one was waiting for. 2.0 next week😬 #JSFamilyVacation

It's not GTL anymore. It's GLP1 🤣 #JSFamilyVacation

I love how all the fans all want Ronnie to sign Mike's book😂 #JSFamilyVacation

Why couldn't they just get a cake shaped like a pickle?!🥒🎂 #JSFamilyVacation

Snooki spraying Ang with the Holy water is a whole mood 😂 #JSFamilyVacation

Greyson looks more like Uncle Pauly with that hair 🇮🇹 #JSFamilyVacation