Samson Doyo

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Samson Doyo

@SamsonDoyo

7th Year Medical Redshirt. Former #1 Overall HS Prospect. #Canes #Heat #Marlins #Dolphins #Panthers #FCB #InterMiami

Miami, FL Katılım Aralık 2016

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Samson Doyo@SamsonDoyo·13h

@TakesWereMade_ Lmao

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takes@TakesWereMade_·13h

IM ABOUT TO FIND OUT IF THE CARPET MATCHES THE DRAPES. BRING THAT DICK HERE MAPLE MASHER.

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jeremy taché@jeremytache·13h

MIAMI MARLINS WALK-OFF BLAST‼️ OWEN CAISSIE, WELCOME TO MIAMI AND A HAPPY TEAL SUNDAY TO ALL WHO OBSERVE

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Samson Doyo@SamsonDoyo·1d

@CaptainCons Pretty bird

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Cons@CaptainCons·1d

When they taped the bird’s head back on and gave it to the blind kid

cinesthetic.@TheCinesthetic

when did you realise you may be watching the greatest film of all time?

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Samson Doyo@SamsonDoyo·2d

@KFCBarstool Teddy Roosevelt would absolutely body this orange poopie diaper baby…verbally and physically

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KFC@KFCBarstool·2d

This is, absolutely, one of the funniest things ever said. Saying “I like to hang out with losers because it makes me feel better” out loud is so counter to all human behavior it’s fascinating. People would hide that in shame forever. Don just says it

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Samson Doyo@SamsonDoyo·4d

@BernieKosarQB @AlexDonno Glad to see you’re doing well, Bern!

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Bernie Kosar@BernieKosarQB·4d

Touching down in Miami. Heading back to The U. Always love being around this place 🙌🏼🏈

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Samson Doyo@SamsonDoyo·4d

Hahahahahahaha…Jesus Christ

Republicans against Trump@RpsAgainstTrump

Just when you thought the GOP couldn’t be a more embarrassing cult, Speaker Mike Johnson presented Donald Trump with the “first-ever America First Award”: “We have created a new award. We are going to do something we’ve never done before. We will honor him with a new award… That’s a beautiful gold statue, appropriate for the new Golden Era in America.”

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Samson Doyo@SamsonDoyo·4d

@jt939913 @JoshPateCFB @KwameCanty01 @CanesFootball Lmao you’ve got nothing, loser

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JT@jt939913·4d

@SamsonDoyo @JoshPateCFB @KwameCanty01 @CanesFootball 😂😂😂 0 Championships going into year 5, pay Cristobal more

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Josh Pate@JoshPateCFB·4d

Pate State 🤝 @CanesFootball

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Samson Doyo@SamsonDoyo·4d

@jt939913 @JoshPateCFB @KwameCanty01 @CanesFootball Sounds like you’re impoverished

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JT@jt939913·4d

@SamsonDoyo @JoshPateCFB @KwameCanty01 @CanesFootball FSU just won the conference championship two years ago and Mario hasn’t even made it to Charlotte yet, maybe this year…?? The schedule is very easy, much easier than FSU’s so acc championship should be the minimum!

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Samson Doyo@SamsonDoyo·4d

@jt939913 @JoshPateCFB @KwameCanty01 @CanesFootball Enjoy living in poverty, dork

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JT@jt939913·4d

@JoshPateCFB @KwameCanty01 @CanesFootball Did he put that bowl game trophy up there like a conference or national championship trophy 😂😂😂😂😂? Man Mario is cornball

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Samson Doyo@SamsonDoyo·4d

@AlexDonno Good luck with the parking. It’s always a mess.

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Alex Donno@AlexDonno·4d

@SamsonDoyo Bird

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Alex Donno@AlexDonno·4d

Flanigan’s tonight

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Samson Doyo@SamsonDoyo·4d

@stugotz790 @tvippolis 29…terrible number

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Jon “Stugotz” Weiner@stugotz790·4d

Boots on the ground in Chapel Hill covering the Hubert Davis news. First stop. Pantana Bob’s.

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Samson Doyo@SamsonDoyo·4d

@CollegeFBPortal @FranBrownCuse @CuseFootball

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College Transfer Portal@CollegeFBPortal·5d

NEW: Syracuse HC Fran Brown has players rocking triple-digit numbers. Coach Brown is making a point that guys need to EARN their numbers 😭

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Samson Doyo@SamsonDoyo·5d

@FurkanGozukara And yet we sit on our thumbs and do nothing about it…abhorrent

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Furkan Gözükara@FurkanGozukara·5d

Absolute bombshell. Data reveals someone made a massive 580 MILLION dollar trade on oil exactly 15 minutes BEFORE Donald Trump posted his tweet about pausing the Iran war. Someone on the inside just made a life changing fortune. The corruption is blatant.

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Samson Doyo@SamsonDoyo·5d

It’s always funny to me when “younger” folks forget where they parked their car.

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Samson Doyo@SamsonDoyo·6d

@NFL @ruebenbainjr @CanesFootball Momma, there goes that man

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NFL@NFL·6d

his motor never stops 💨 @ruebenbainjr | @CanesFootball

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Samson Doyo@SamsonDoyo·23 Mar

@boilermakerkev Lmao dude you’re so cooked

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Boilermakerkev@boilermakerkev·23 Mar

@SamsonDoyo Better to know who you are than be a delusional washed up has been. You’re probably one of those losers that has like Miami 2026 national champs tattoo on the shoulder, and a limp wrist.

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Boilermakerkev@boilermakerkev·23 Mar

This is the equivalent of bragging about being a “Former #1 Overall HS Prospect” and still in college after seven years @SamsonDoyo

Jason Whitlock@WhitlockJason

This is absolutely incredible!! I had to watch it twice before I could truly appreciate it.

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Samson Doyo@SamsonDoyo·23 Mar

@boilermakerkev @barstoolsports Lmao. You’re so pathetic. It’s sad.

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Boilermakerkev@boilermakerkev·23 Mar

@SamsonDoyo @barstoolsports Shit like that gets blocked. Just going about your day and realize you’re like the 35th most successful number 94 that ever came out of Miami.

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Barstool Sports@barstoolsports·22 Mar

Fletcher Loyer threw down the U after beating Miami today x.com/BoilerBurner1/…

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