@Bridge_Seer He accidentally picked up the suitcase indeed😂😂
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@Bridge_Seer What happened next??? Did the lady survive??
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@Bridge_Seer Jim Carrey is too good. He's one of my fave.
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@Bridge_Seer I love this movie. I think I need to see it again.
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@Bridge_Seer So the boss did not like the fact that he had a personal driver???😭😂😂
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@Nova_CFC He can stay at Bayern besides the price tag is huge
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🚨🔵|| Chelsea reportedly keen on Bayern's Aleksandar Pavlović this summer
Per BILD and CaughtOffside, the Blues are set to open direct talks with Bayern in the coming weeks for the 21-year-old German international – a holding midfielder who's drawn comparisons to elite talents
Man City has also held informal chats, but Pavlović's priority is clear: stay at his boyhood club. He's under contract until 2029 and recently said he dreams of spending his whole career at Bayern
🗣 "The most beautiful thing would be to play here for a lifetime with the fans and the team."
With Leon Goretzka departing this summer, Pavlović is poised to become a key partner to Joshua Kimmich. Bayern views him as untouchable – any deal would demand a massive fee (rumors €65m+), but a breakthrough seems improbable.
Chelsea's midfield is already stacked (Caicedo, Fernández, Lavia, Santos), so this feels like depth scouting more than a must-have.
What do you think? Realistic pursuit or just testing the waters? 💙🔵
{Via: @bulinewsdotcom, @cfbayern, CaughtOffside}
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🚨 NEWS: Chelsea's loanee Axel Disasi is transforming the West Ham backline. 🇫🇷⚒️
Since joining on loan from Chelsea in February, the Frenchman’s impact has been "phenomenal." The Hammers have now kept 4 clean sheets in just 6 games with Disasi in the side.
THE STATS:
Before Disasi: 1 clean sheet all season.
With Disasi: 4 clean sheets in 6 appearances.
The latest shutout came in last night's 1-0 London derby win over Fulham, secured by a Crysencio Summerville goal. Jarrod Bowen and the squad are reportedly "blown away" by the defender's instant leadership.
(Via: @CFCChronicle)
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@Nova_CFC My fave is probably today's Joao Pedro hattrick
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🚨 João Pedro hat-trick hero tonight! Aston Villa 1-4 Chelsea 🔥
He joins an elite list: the 3rd Chelsea player to bag a Premier League hat-trick this season.
And all three hat-tricks came in just ONE MONTH 😳
1. Cole Palmer → Feb 7th, 2026
2. Pedro Neto → Feb 13th, 2026
3. João Pedro today vs Villa → March 4, 2026
Chelsea attackers are ON FIRE! ⚽⚽⚽
João Pedro now has 18 G/A ( 14 goals and 4 assist).
Which hat-trick surprised you most this month? Drop it below! 👇
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@Nova_CFC With Pedro Neto suspended and Estevao a doubt, I wonder who's gonna fill their role
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🚨🔵 Aston Villa vs Chelsea preview (Premier League, Wednesday March 4 at Villa Park, 7:30pm GMT).
Pivotal for top-four/Champions League hopes: Villa fourth (one win in last five); Chelsea outside top five, three points behind Liverpool. Recent results include Liverpool defeat at Wolves.
Aston Villa injury news:
- John McGinn (knee surgery January): Recovery ahead of schedule, hopes return in 2-3 weeks but misses this match.
- Youri Tielemans (January injury): Not due back until April.
- Andres Garcia: Set to return next month.
- Boubacar Kamara (January): Not expected until next season.
Chelsea team news:
- Pedro Neto: Misses fixture through suspension (two yellows in Arsenal loss, Chelsea's 10th red of campaign).
- Estevao Willian: Remains doubtful (hamstring before Burnley 1-1). Rosenior pre-Arsenal: 'Unfortunately, Estevao will be out for a little bit longer.' Back running, could return before end of March.
- Marc Cucurella: Potential option (absent since Leeds 2-2 last month).
Both teams have significant absences due to injury and suspension ahead of this important clash.
Multiple players ruled out across squads.
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@Nova_CFC All they do is assemble rubbish.
Since they wanted a selling club, didn't they see Brighton or Leicester city to buy??
Why did it have to buy my club 💔
Spent 100 mil on the LW and yet no reliable natural left winger, our club is no longer a serious club
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The annoying part is how much they spend on these bums.
Garnacho and Gittens alone cost almost 100mil, yet our LW is still suffering. Colwill got injured, we're playing Champions League football, buy a CB of his quality,"No" they bought a 19 year old Hato instead.
All this money spent, and yet we don't have good backup players.
If a starting player should get injured, there's no player to call upon🤦♂️
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When Poch was still a Chelsea coach, some of us complained about how terrible his squad was but we were rather called “Poch stans”. Some of you hated Poch that you had to blame him for every loss and draw even when it was obvious his squad was mid. It only took the sack of Maresca for everyone to realize how bad Chelsea squads have been & regressed under BlueCo. Lastly, no need to hope for next transfer window cause these current Chelsea SDs won’t be signing any better player that’s Chelsea standard. So sad Liam Rosenior will also have to dance to the tune his predecessors faced at Chelsea.
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