Vivek Samtani

@garimaa1396 @VTrecords2 Haa

Stop judging people based on their skin color Humko pencil ke example se samjhane ke koshish ki thi apsara woh isaliye hai kyuki woh "extra dark" hai

@muskanjayne Really ?

Anxiety maannnn😫

@muskanjayne Wown

Had a zoom meeting with a client today and it ended with him saying to me "I love you"

@parshwahh Hey isn't this my line from my video and you've copied it WELL PLAYED

@psyxhosia Stupid

@psyxhosiaa You talking about yourself babe ?

Why can’t these actually very sexy humans have nice personalities too wtf :(

Indian parents don't know anything about birth control That's why after birth they control the life of the kid

My girlfriend was like "Woah Vivek how did you find the G-spot?" And I was like G manne genius ... So now I'm single for obvious reasons 💔

who did it first? @theweeknd @AdnanSamiLive #weeknd

True #meme

So technically Munawar is in Jail because he was going to do certain jokes which might've hurt someone's feelings "HE WAS GOING TO DO" Have you seen the kind of rape threats women get in our country on DAILY BASIS on social media #MunawarFaruqui #ReleaseMunawarFaruqui

Someone needs to tell our Indian parents that we don't need advice from them we just need their MONEY #indian #parents #joke #newjoke

My girlfriend cheated on me and said Ladkiya vese he PARAYA DHAN hoti hai .. #girlfriend #jokes #joke