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🪟💥🏌🏻‍♂️ Aaron from @StAndreGolf attempts the Bryson DeChambeau hole-in-one challenge.

There's a new guy at work named Wayne Bruce, and I said, "Ah, Manbat, my old nemesis." Nobody got it. My talents are wasted there.

“Just had the best front 9 of the year. Hopefully I don’t fall apart on the back.” You falling apart on the back:

This was seriously cold by all parties concerned.

The best of Lidia Thorpe. Australia's (trashy & far more embarrassing) AOC.

Look, I'm not a fan of King Charles, but I prefer the monarchy to the likes of President Malcolm Turnball or, God help us, President Simon Holmes a Doucheface, but what Lidia done today was ngurragar, it was so shameful, screaming out give us our babies back 🙄 Who's us? Who's babies? No one has been taking babies off aboriginal women and shipping them to england! Just what frigging decade does she think we're living in? When she took her job as a senator she swore allegiance to the crown. What she done today disqualifies her from holding her position.

jenson button stating facts in front of christian horner on live television will never not be funny. he's the absolute goat

@senatorbabet Imagine if we’d done that sort of performance during Welcome to Country.

@senatorbabet Didn't she swear an oath?? If she remains with a job of any description within government after this performance there's something seriously wrong!

Lidia Thorpe has disrupted King Charles' event at Parliament House in Canberra. What an embarrassment to Australia.

@rohancct @anndeejam Hahah

@anndeejam They should go back to grooming younger players like their AFLW counterparts

why is it so fucking hard for male footy players to stop doing this shit

@RBR_Daily The bigger question is whether Lando is the number 1 driver with Oscar performing the way he is… 👀

Helmut Marko: "Verstappen, he's the best, he's the fastest and has the mental strength to theoretically fight for the championship more than Leclerc and Norris." "We know Norris has some mental weaknesses. I've read of the rituals he needs to do to perform well on race day." [es.motorsport.com/f1/news/marko-…]

Since your handle is “Whole Mars”, perhaps this lengthy reply is apropos: Getting the cost per ton to the surface of Mars low enough that humanity has the resources to make life multiplanetary requires a roughly 1000X improvement in rocket & spacecraft technology. Recent US Mars missions have had a cost per ton of useful load to the surface of Mars of about $1B. Moreover, it has become more, not less, expensive over time! To build a city on Mars that can grow by itself likely requires at least a million tons of equipment, which would therefore require >$1000 trillion, an obviously impossible number, given that US GDP is only $29T. However, if rocket technology can be improved by 1000X, then the cost of becoming sustainably multiplanetary would drop to ~$1T, which could be spread out over 40 or more years, so <$25B/year. At that cost, it becomes possible to make life multiplanetary, ensuring the long-term survival of life as we know it, without materially affecting people’s standard of living on Earth. Starship is designed to achieve a >1000X improvement over existing systems and, especially after yesterday’s booster catch and precise ocean landing of the ship, I am now convinced that it can work.

@PGATUOR How goods Australia.

Well that’s one way to ensure you’ll never putt through a ball mark 🤔 (Via hannahbgg / IG)

@MarioNawfal History is made today 🤩🚀

@comamcmahon Found one in Forster over the break… Goody goody gum drops. Still the OG

Bring back New Zealand Ice cream shops

Hearing a big announcement is on the way before the end of the week. If it is what I think it is, it’s absolutely massive.

@DavidPorecki @hughsincs The bloke struggles with simple tasks let alone technology

Family snaps instagram.com/p/CczjMgtLWXQq…

@bendarwin This. Is. Everything.

The local Asian grocer sourced these for me. So glad to have you back in my life.

@kmarsh89 @jonno_lance @F1 Max on softs for the start. Surely going to outpace Mercedes’ to turn 1. Lewis to stay in max’s review where he belongs. Better bloke, better driver and not a douche. #anyonebutlewis

@jonno_lance @F1 Wowee...talk about an opinion that might change our friendship 👀

I can’t see Hamilton and verstappen not touching first corner tonight in the @F1 … let’s go max #anyonebutlewis