Mulwa

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getting beat up and hearing “no let them fight” is so fucked up 😭😭🥲

Combination ya bibi mkamba na mlevi . Na akue nurse .

Man will die, as many have. On a cold night or dreary morning. Everything goes: it is fate's decree. But today we eat, we breathe, & laugh. We live. Until we can't. Then it is beyond us.

@belladonnarthy You are hoo

Yaani kitu inauma huyu ni juu nilipanda gari ya mwanaume mwingine nikamuacha... eloi.. I have been dumped. We went drinking.. nikakatiwa... nikamuacha akiwa drunk... hizi ni gani tena... I didn't even fuck mwenye nlienda na yeye

Hizi ni gani 😂

The only reason why it’s recommend to eat fish and take cod liver oil when you are young is because you’re not old enough to eat pussy.

@alexmwanzo *one of the guys I work with came to my office and asked for work"

One of the guys the guys I work with came to my office and said niaje bro nasaka job kazi YA kufagia tu -nasaka lunch .was like sure panga hapa Na hapa did his job Lunch tukaenda Na yeye Left his number and said niaje ukiwa Na any job nichapie 3 days later needed a quick hand Called him again man's came quick started giving him spanner works he'd ask questions clarify and always arrange shit when he was done ..the short of all this is If you have an opportunity give it to those around you .people are ready to put in the work

@Kamau266 Nyi sio watu wema kamwe

Mtoto wa Kairo akienda caymans islands kuulizia ile trust mzae alikua ameweka

Unasave for months ubuy gari, mwizi anatumia pesa zako kwa anasa, unaingia mtandao unaona watu wakisema he'll come back stronger and better ju hajaenda kinyozi 😂😂

@Kushmapesa Attacking while defending

I made peace with Kairo. Kupiga remand indaa sio mchezo, only devils survive alaf mukoro akazima, frrmbanya zote zikamtoka, ananyonga siku izi.

kuna dem leo amefaint mbele yangu hapa kwa cashier wa supermarket. Watu wanasema maybe ako na low iron but deep down najua the real reason ni how good my trim is , barber wangu amefanya kazi safi sana, he says it should be illegal for how sharp I look, On God siku zote

Life has me so cooked I'm reading the Bible again bro. This nigga Thesalonians knows ball ngl - mans is saying niggas should shut the hell up and make bread

@BravinYuri *live

@lordkingrar @niggleberr Wapi

@niggleberr Link iko kwa comments 😂

So amenisho nimtumie 30 bob pia yeye awekelee na mimi niwekelee I've just made my first friend tangu nihamie uku singekataa 30 bob inaleta 16 Gwezes😭😭

@kipmurkomen Kaino wewe

I have noted with great concern the incident at Witima ACK Church in Othaya, Nyeri County. Violence anywhere, and least of all in a place of worship, is unacceptable. I have spoken with the Inspector General of Police, Mr. Douglas Kanja, who has assured me that investigations are underway with the urgency this matter deserves and that the perpetrators will be brought to justice. The police must move without fear or favour and deal decisively with the sponsors and perpetrators of this act without regard to their status in society or political affiliation. As a Government, we remain firmly committed to upholding the tenets of democracy, including the right to lawful assembly and freedom of worship. I urge members of the public in the area to remain calm as law enforcement agencies address the matter.

@polo_kimanii @kotparkland Intelligence is subjective and so is love

What brains? You think you’re intelligent but you cant sustain a relationship with just one person? Where is the smartness then? You are probably suffering from Sophomorria. A condition where you feel overconfident of knowledge but very poorly informed. The real intellectuals,are smart enough to know that they know nothing. If you compared what you think you know,to what you dont know and what you dont know that you dont know,you will realize you very basic. Stop projecting your misery on intelligence,if you were intelligent you would be happy. Are you happy?

ukiona umekaa single sana there can only be two reasons 1. Wewe ni intellectual. You can't be wise and in love. Watu wako na brains huona dust field ya mapenzi(tried and tested) 2. Mungu alikuumba usiku

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