John samward

The gates of hell are open night and day; Smooth the descent, and easy is the way: But to come back from hell and view the cheerful skies, In this the task and mighty labor lies.

@analogue @IGN @verge @PCMag @guardian Open emu?

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@SerbiaBased Red Star shouldn't pay!

🚨 This is an absolute disgrace and a scandal! #UEFA has fined Crvena Zvezda €95,500 over this choreography! The largest portion €40,000 was issued for allegedly "displaying a message deemed inappropriate for a sporting event and for supposedly undermining the reputation and integrity of both football and UEFA itself". The message was: "May our faith lead you to victory". This is unacceptable! UEFA=👹

When we type "LMAO", we are not LOAO.

@nativistconcern @OliDugmore Willem Dafoe looking MF

@OliDugmore He's one of the best MI6 racial egalitarian libtards around

“Rory Stewart is the best prime minister we never had.” I can’t tell you how many times I’ve read that sentence, in my texts, in comments sections, after our interviews. Over the last 10 years he’s spoken to me as a Tory leadership contender, Covid canary in the coal mine, independent London mayoral candidate, or, as in this instance, a podcaster and author. His brand of conscientious conservatism beguiles the significant part of our country that is relatively normal and looked on in horror/confusion as the right wing actively attacked Britain and/or descended into explicit bigotry, parochialism, and conspiracy. We spoke about political evil and how it’s often fun to be so, boarding schools, and whether or not we should rewild wolves in Britain. Eclectic and thoughtful. Performative and precise. I think it’s the best episode of The Exchange so far, but it’s Yanis Varoufakis next week and that was pretty good too. Subscribe, listen in bio, text me about alternate realities. xx @RoryStewartUK @NewStatesman

@nativistconcern @europa 7 would've been better

@europa Absolutely based

🇳🇴 Manchester City star Erling Haaland has donated a rare 16th-century book of Viking sagas to his hometown of Bryne. Haaland and his father purchased for £100,000 in December – a record for a book sale in Norway. "I want the book always to lie open so that people can read about those who came from where I come from, from Bryne and Jæren." Follow: @europa

@nativistconcern @europa small -hat trick

@RationalMale @louistheroux Lovely set of railings on you both.

This is why I didn't get the call from @louistheroux for the 'documentary.'

@RationalMale @louistheroux The man who got away with it...

If you do not have the EQUIPMENT to compete for the Heavyweight Championship, do not speak down to those who can.

@Adderall_King @danipumpkinzz Ha

@SamwardJohn @danipumpkinzz the butterfly thigh tattoo is so accurate

Pro tip: Get your blood flowing first thing in the morning 😉

@Adderall_King @danipumpkinzz

@Adderall_King Moby would never…

@NeoTHFC @TMZ_Sports WTF. Why are you doing this?

EXCL🚨: Erika Kirk and #THFC defender Radu Dragusin are reportedly dating. (VIA @TMZ_Sports)🥇

@GRCinemaTicket Angel Heart raped my mind when I watched it. I haven't been the same person since.

One Choice??????

@GRCinemaTicket Angel heart, hands down!

@JohnCleese Christ is all over it; you need to know what you're looking for. I agree with your sentiment, however.

Hegseth is a perfect example of the sort of Christian who loves the Old Testament more than the New Testament- because Christ isn't in it

@zzplantt @orange_peelbeef Tony: Let's take this in the back Murmer: Yeah, Vito did Tony: You can leave. Haha, Tony knows exactly what he's saying.

@orange_peelbeef when him and Murmur speed walked into the Bing to tell Vito's business

Wishing Michael Imperioli a massive Sopranos 60th birthday today! 🎂 🎉 🎈 🥳 What is your favourite Christopher moment from the show?

@orange_peelbeef 60, damn.

@MIGHTYSPURZ 87

What year did you start supporting Spurs ? Me 1977 🤝 #THFC

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