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We are going to Grow! We are going to Prosper! “ Naame onde shi witnessa kucha die man het plan ” You in 2075 “Everytime we approach we surprise you, now we are here with a plan to excite you” Sambilla Icc in 2075

Shikomba was right all along. She's here trying to overshadow the independence day with her birthday. Couldn't you pick another day to be born in??

Every time there's a dowry topic on the TL I can't stop thinking about this lad.

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Sacked Maresca and employed a writer. Liam Achebe 😭😭

The Namibia we ordered vs the one that arrived In the late 80s, Namibia was sold a dream. Not just any dream – a premium, all-inclusive, no-load-shedding, corruption-free, Swiss-efficiency, Dubai-ambition, Scandinavian-morals kind of dream. It's borderline delusional, yes, but beautifully so. The brochure? Immaculate. Glossy pages. Happy children in perfectly ironed uniforms. Ministers who are literate beyond textbook content. Hospitals where nurses smile and have plenty of supplies. An economy so vibrant that even your cousin who left school in Grade 4 to herd cattle could accidentally trip, fall… and land in a stable job with benefits. Then independence arrived. And like many things you order with high expectations, what came out of the box was… not quite what was advertised on the packaging. Take corruption. We imagined it as a small, furtive and embarrassed creature that would be chased out of the republic by stern speeches and moral clarity. What we got instead is corruption with a personal trainer and gym membership. It is now part of the national diet – somewhere between kapana and braaibroodjies. With a side of salsa. Jobs? The dream said: “Every Namibian will have an opportunity.” It didn’t specify that the opportunity would mostly be to apply. Forever. Namibia has mastered the art of the job application – we have CVs with more experience than the people who wrote them do. If job-hunting were an Olympic sport, we wouldn’t just win gold – we’d host the tournament. Education was supposed to liberate us. And it has – from certainty. You can now hold three qualifications and still be as unsure about your future as you were in Grade 10, just with a better vocabulary. Employers say graduates lack skills. Graduates say employers want a 25-year-old with 30 years’ experience and the humility of a monk. It’s a beautiful stalemate. Healthcare? Listen, independence promised us a system. What we got is a survival challenge. If you go in with a headache, you come out with free prescriptions for patience, resilience and a spiritual awakening. Congratulations if you came out with a paracetamol prescription. Leadership was supposed to be about service. Selfless, visionary, nation-building service. Instead, some leaders heard “public service” and thought it meant the public must serve them. Suddenly, everyone is important. Big cars, bigger titles, and a huge limp from gout. And tenders! Ah, tenders – Namibia’s favourite indoor sport. Before independence, we thought tenders were a boring administrative process. Now we know they are a pathway to generational wealth. Not for you, obviously. But for someone. Always someone. Of course, not everything is bad. Let’s be fair. We have peace. We have stability. We have roads that occasionally remind you of what tax money can do when it behaves itself. We even have WiFi strong enough to complain about the government in real time. But the real twist – the plot twist nobody warned us about – is this: the citizens came with a few glitches of their own. Because while we were expecting perfect leaders, some of us have been doing small-time corruption on a part-time basis. You complain about politicians looting millions, but you’re out here bribing your way out of a N$300 traffic fine like it’s a Black Friday special. We wanted accountability, but only for others. So now we sit here, 36 years later, staring at the product like: “Hmm… this is not the Namibia I ordered.” But if we’re honest, we’ve also been quietly pressing the wrong buttons since it arrived. Still, it’s Independence Day. We will celebrate. We will braai. We will post patriotic messages and videos of Sam Nujoma addressing a Swapo meeting in 1982. And after all is said and done? Tomorrow we go back to our old, same habits… and hopeful delusions. Happy Independence Day!

JERICHO WEDS ANITA … Namibian veteran hip-hop musician Jericho Gawanab on Friday married businesswoman Anita Tjombe in a ceremony in Windhoek. The musician later took to his social media page to express his gratitude: “No one wants to get old alone... thank you God for providing me with a partner... its been a long road and I am thankful.” Video: Facebook

We must never forget that the United States of America saved the Namibian People from the AIDS epidemic. They invested almost 20 billion in the fight against this disease that was sweeping our villages and urban communities. They may not be popular but they did save our lives.

Today, I just showed up! Thank you, God!❤️✨🙏

even in a saturated market, God will make room for you.🤍

I have flipped pages in the Bible. Guess what? No one married a baby mama.

I am yet to understand the correlation between Independence and traditional attires 🙌🏽

Men in their twenties choosing a wife

Everyone who is saying dual carriageway will not make any changes is stupid 😒 when last did you hear an accident between Windhoek and Okahandja ever since that road was upgraded to a dual carriageway . Maybe say it will be costly but saying it will not make any change is stupid.

iMessage should have statuses so we can leave WhatsApp alone.

Natu yiimwene. Happy birthday Namibia.😎

Bless the works of my hands, dear Lord.

This is the most legit red card I’ve ever seen in football!! And he’s protesting too😭😭😭

funny how people assume everyone wants money at the end of the day when there’s me that wants it at the beginning of the day.

Proper freedom fighters are dead. Now we are only left with iitopi mbi yali yaka gwila kombada.