Schrödingers Boy

@Sulaiman_alty If you need this explained to you, you might be 5 years old. Michael died in 2009

Can someone explain to me like I’m 5 yrs old… how someone dead since the 90s is still dominating streams in 2026???

@_lamar__1 Me when I use the wireless hose

One mistake and it’s over. 😳

@hoodii30 The schoolshootinator 3000

What In The Fuck Would You Need This For?!?

@BazNMFC Pov: I'm BazNMFC and I'm fucking retarded

Pendlebury with one of the most disgusting statpad sessions I’ve ever seen. Where is the shame? You’re 38 Scott, spend time with your wife and kids rather than just playing for yourself. I’m sure there’s a kid in the Pies VFL that could be playing over him. #AFLDonsPies

@ketdrip Why are you looking?

the concept of urinals is so weird to me why is seeing strangers dicks normalised

The first step is understanding its not a day of celebration, you brain-dead disrespectful cunt.

@ImBreckWorsham The wrong person I dated didn't fuck a country amd half the world up.

The weakest comments in my social media are "You voted for this." That is SUCH a weak, pathetic comment. Yes. I did. Yes, I worked this guy's campaign. I OWN it. But have you NEVER made a mistake? Never broken up with someone because you realized you were dating the wrong person? Never quit a job that wasn't right for you? Never bought something and had to return it because it didn't work? Sit down.

@maryarchived Men don't gush over cute kids in public because its fucking weird to be emotional over someone else's child, even for women but also because silly cunts like you will just call them a paedophile instead of paternal.

lots of strange reactions to this game. let’s clear some things up: childless men do not have paternal instincts the way that childless women have maternal instincts (we observe this even in the way little girls play vs. little boys). men first experience paternal instincts once they have their own children - and typically, those paternal instincts are only ever felt for their own children, and no one else’s. men are not nurturers. men don’t gush over cute kids in public. men don’t have baby fever. if a man wants to possess a child for any reason other than it being a product of his own lineage, he is likely a predator. and you’d be taking the feminist/radical gender abolitionist position to protest any of the above points. this should explain why a “dad simulator” game marketed to mostly childless men gives people the creeps.

@st_louis_stan Me vowing to protect this child with my life after the first interaction...

Something very sick happened to society in over the course of the last 10 or so years where a piece of media can come out featuring "gruff older man protecting surrogate child," which is ONE OF THE OLDEST CLICHES IN STORYTELLING, and the online discussion is about how "men are creepy and want to fuck the child,"... The Last of Us, which featured this exact same dynamic, absolutely did not have people talking like this, you all need to find Jesus I swear....

If you're seeing potential eye candy you might want to take a long hard look in the mirror.

@kittncore I just started collecting. Still wrapping my head around it all

any pokemon lovers?

@Icelyn_Winter "You should have vetted better" she's literally saying he should have been better at cheating...

After reading both the private and public apologies, I do not feel reassured. That is part of why I am choosing to share my experience now. I also believe people can make more informed decisions when they have more context, not less. Sykkuno became my friend when I was 17 and he was 28. Nothing inappropriate happened at that time, but that history shaped the trust I had in him later. docs.google.com/document/d/11Z…

@Icelyn_Winter GOOGLE DOCYYYYYY

@faisl4_ "See! See! The 43 year old man who was raised to use his powers since he was born beat the 14 year old kid who didn't know he had powers up until a few years ago. That proves no one can beat him!"

اقسم بالله هذا المشهد يوضح ان محد يقدر على هوملاندر الا سولجر بوي يخربيت قوته بس #Theboys

@DrewPavlou Every single white Australian is technically, ethnically British or European by descent. Gout Gout was born in Australia. He's as Australian as I am.

I think Gout Gout is a good guy. A lot of people attack him on X because he is ethnically South Sudanese and I think that’s sad. He’s a good guy on a personal level. As soon as he won he ran over to hug his white Australian coach. So it’s not like he has crazy race communist views. He was completely coached and trained by Australian coaches at Australian schools, so Australia gains sporting prestige from his victories. I enjoy his sporting ability, it’s impressive. It’s cool that he grew up and went to school in Ipswich, like 30 minutes away from me. I feel a sense of vicarious victory when he wins. People should be more normal and chill. Enjoying Gout Gout’s victories doesn’t mean that you have to endorse infinity migration. You can just enjoy one cool individual guy who is doing good work

Republicans forget just how opposed they were to the last president.

@DanDanio69 @BlightysCats @fromthe_topdeck The cognitive dissonance is crazy. You mentioned the free kicks first, you brain dead simpleton

@DanDanio69 @BlightysCats @fromthe_topdeck "A lot of questionable calls against us" you had almost twice as many calls for you

Cats ran them to a point with a bloke in his third game. What are we doing.

@cleary_mitch @7NewsMelbourne @7NewsAdelaide @7AFL If the umpires mic wasn't working he can't prove Butters said it. Next.

Nick Foot alleges Zak Butters said “How much are they paying you?”  Butters has been referred directly to the Tribunal @7NewsMelbourne @7NewsAdelaide @7AFL

Hawks live rent free in this bloke's head. "Media obsession with them" how about your obsession with them @BlightysCats