Sandford FC

Welcome all to the new Sandford FC Twitter ! Bringing you all the gossip, carnage and general shenanigans of the lovable Newbury Sunday League team! Be sure to follow and like our posts, because we are desperate for attention 💁🏻‍♂️ #SandfordFC

@stroudy83 @wwfcofficial @stockogk1313 @PFA @BCFC @TheMuzz3189 Unfortunately we aren’t willing to discuss terms at this time. Unless you offer us a 3 figure deal 💁🏻‍♂️

@wwfcofficial @stockogk1313 @PFA @BCFC @wwfcofficial look no further than the @TheMuzz3189. Best keeper in Newbury and last seasons player of the season for @SandfordFC! #shotstopper #safehands

Welcome to @stockogk1313! Named in the @PFA Championship Team of the Year two seasons ago after helping #BHAFC reach the top flight, David arrives on an emergency loan from @BCFC. Read more: po.st/StockdaleSigns

So we are only just getting over this. #SandfordFC are still top of the table after a 4-1 win again Black Horse FC. Goals coming from Tom x2⚽️⚽️ Sherb ⚽️ and Eddie ⚽️. Unbeaten and still going strong ! Could we pull a Leicester?! 🍺⚽️ @NWN_Sport

So this is different. #SandfordFC are top of the league after a huge opening game with a 5-1 win over Diamond FC. Goals from Sherb x2. Hamez x2 and Eddie. Top result. #SundayLeague In other news. Dale is still shit. #Out #DaleOut

Straight from the #SandfordFC playbook! #Tekkers

This normally would of gone up yesterday but the Sandford team resembled The Walking Dead after many getting white girl wasted at the races. Anyway. We beat Bracknell Titans 11-1 👌🏻. Goals from what felt like fucking everyone 😂. Happy days #SandfordFC

🗣TEAM NEWS: Defender Rex @rex15383 has been ruled out of Sunday’s game against Bracknell Titans with a ruptured tit. In a brief statement he said “When you've got fat tits like me it's just another thing you have to look out for” #SandfordFC #SundayLeague

@parklife_rovers @JCPinBerkshire That’s your come back? 😂 I expected a playful nibble not an absolute chomp 🎣, next time you try though, proof read, it’s key 😘 you can’t have night shifts AND 24 hour shifts. That’s just ridiculous 🤷🏻‍♂️. Maybe night classes in GCSE English can help? x

@SandfordFC @JCPinBerkshire Sorry lads. Didn’t realise you all worked night shifts, 24 hour shifts. Wife won’t let you out the House shifts. Enjoy the season #namesonshirts #ohdear #PLRFL

@SandfordFC can we get a pre season game arranged for Thursday the 23rd August? PLRFL

Welcome back punks! #SandfordFC are back after the summer break and played today against FC Anton at home ending the game with a 4-4 draw. Goals from Hamez x2⚽️⚽️ Si ⚽️ Sherb ⚽️. Next week. The Titan Cup! 🏆 Bring it on!! #SundayLeague

Congratulations to the French. You Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys. Can win at football but can’t win a war 😬🤗🏳️ #SandfordFC #SundayLeague #FRACROA #FRAvCRO ⚽️⚽️⚽️🍺🍺🍺

Let the bodies hit the floor 👌🏻😂 #SandfordFC #SundayLeague #ENG twitter.com/eplbible/statu…

Its coming home! ⚽️⚽️⚽️. However. This is the actual President of Croatia 😍 #MovingToCroatia #SandfordFC #SundayLeague

@sherb0611 The Wolf of West Berks !

Some changes in management for the 18/19 season! Mark Stroud will become Manager replacing Darren Westcombe. James Siebert will replace Mark Stroud as treasurer. Darren Westcombe will replace James Siebert as Chairman Bring on next season!! ⚽️⚽️⚽️

@SandfordFC how do we sign up for the Titan Cup? Be nice to start pre season with a trophy 🏆 #PLRFL

Goooooood afternoon! Yes we are back after a bit of time off ! Hope you’re all good! Fixture will be posted up on here later ! Bring on the season, oh and before I forget... IT’s COMING HOME 🏆⚽️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Players Player of the Year. ⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️ #SandfordFC

Managers Player of the Year (Is that Harvey Price in disguise?) #SandfordFC

Most Improved (2 years in a row 😂 - at this rate of progression he will be in the England squad soon) #SandfordFC

Top Goal Scorer! #SandfordFC