Carl Sanderson

@UTD_Seth001 So, seth the bellend, show us the video of him saying it….. ah that’s right you can’t 😂😂

🚨 Lewis Hall on his dream club: 🗣️ “It’s always nice to hear about interest from big clubs. When teams at the very top are watching you, it means you’re doing something right, and I really appreciate that. Clubs like Manchester City, Arsenal FC, Liverpool FC, and Chelsea FC — they’re all massive in their own way. But growing up, I’ve always been a fan of Manchester United. It’s a club with so much history, and playing at Old Trafford is something every player dreams about. For me, that would be a special moment. Right now, I’m focused on my football, but if that opportunity ever comes, of course it’s something I would love.” {@David_Ornstein }

@LegacySiu Gerard pique Ibrahimovic

Marcus Rashford Excluded, Name a player that played for Manchester United and Barcelona. You can’t

@tirvo_ Pochettino

Name the football coach Very Difficult

@_WokeNonsenseFC STOP FUCKING WATCHING THEN YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT!!!!

This just shows how he doesn’t give a fuck about the prem And yet Matt Porter will still say there’s nothing wrong with the format

@LeeHarris Hang on, so they’ve tazed him, he’s laid out on the ground, why are they continuing to stick the boot in? Absolutely no fucking need for it. They have hit him with a taser which would be enough to restrain him and cuff him.

Give these officers a promotion and recommend them for a knighthood. Magnificent work.

@markgoldbridge Yeah but you’re a bellend, you’re as fake as everything about Katie price!! Probably don’t even really support Man Utd!!

It's a horrific price! One good game all season....He's not worth 50 and he definitely doesn't belong in this list of players. He's in the bracket of Joao Gomes, Fernandes at West Ham and Scott at Bournemouth. And I'd all of them over him

@TargetDarts @joshpearson180 @PeteGravesTV I don’t have any dart friends on here. Loves the toon and the darts, we are well on the way to being best mates 😂

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@jezzyclarke @toonarmy_com @talkSPORT How the fuck is he better than wissa?

@toonarmy_com @talkSPORT I’d actually take him He’s better than Wissa and Osula Suits Howe’s style Had Prem experience

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I am thinking of blocking every person who says the shooting last night was staged. There is no reasoning with these people.

@Nigel_Farage @realDonaldTrump Fuck off knockoff nige, they weren’t real attempts.

It’s a relief that all attendees in Washington last night are safe. However much we disagree about politics, if violence is used we all lose. This is now the third attempt on @realDonaldTrump that we know of.

@Itshaber Still crying about it? Get over it fuck sake

The fact that this is Calvert-Lewin committing this red card offence, is just so ironic. Of course, no red card. Only a red for Lisandro Martinez. The reffing in this country is a joke.

@TAGS_ASH I aren’t doing them icon packs again lol, did all 3 and got 89 rush and 2x thuram 😂😂

@_WokeNonsenseFC Awwww is baby jealous because the teenager can play darts better than he ever has been able to? Get a fucking grip, he’s in the sport to entertain people, there’s no set rules to say which way a player has to checkout, if mvg or Taylor did it, can guarantee you wouldn’t care

How are people trying to argue this? 😭😭 I’m sick of people saying “Littler wins everything so he can do what he wants” Ok if that’s the case why didn’t Phil Taylor or prime MVG do shit like this Going T11 on 73 is just arrogance at its finest

@Leo_Knock @LoveIntegrity9 @piersmorgan Someone’s got to do the world a favour soon…. Surely!!!!

@LoveIntegrity9 @piersmorgan And funnily enough, the shot always goes wide 😛

The Shooter:

@Leo_Knock @piersmorgan I fully believe it! He’s that narcissistic, survives all these “attempts” on his life, just makes him look stronger.

@piersmorgan Wake up stupid cunt. There probably wasn’t even a shooter. It’s all a fucking show put on by the tango man!! Sooner someone does the world a favour and doesn’t miss the absolute better!

@_WokeNonsenseFC You really do post absolute shit don’t you, surprised you’re allowed on social media anyway

Looking at West Ham’s fixtures they’re nowhere as hard as people are making out Brentford (A) - tough but they’ve dropped off recently Arsenal (H) - Arsenal always crumble in a title race Newcastle (A) - they’re shit and are on the beach Leeds (H) - probs will be on the beach coz they’ll be mathematically safe by then I can easily see them winning 3 of them games I’d say their fixtures now are about the same difficulty as Spurs

@Wayne501Mardle just seen and commented on the video on TikTok. Pleased for you mate, hope you have many happy times together. Couldn’t think of a nicer guy getting to be happy again after what you’ve been through

@piersmorgan More than likely a publicity stunt. Shame really

Appalling scenes from White House Correspondents dinner after shooter opened fire outside the main ballroom. President Trump is thankfully reported safe. But this is another shocking incident involving his security - how did shooter get this close on such a high-profile night?