Connor

Adderall is wearing off, the gibbon has escaped containment

The sensor at urinals scans your penis and sells it to palantir

Just seen a nigga limp out the store with 2 24pks of toilet paper, that parasite cookin his ahh

Exasperated cameraman being told to find hot English women in the crowd snapping back “I can’t work miracles”

To the Zoomer, the top two seem as quaint as "werewolf" and "vampire" seem to the millennial. Horror seems silly if you don't know the real fear it's representing. The problems Zoomers face are simulacrum and alienation.

Erling Haaland, listen to me…look very closely at Harry Kane’s hairline…doesn’t it remind you a monk on Lindisfarme…isn’t their a long standing ancestral memory you can tap into…something deep, red and primal

I said to this dude at spybar last night “ayoo it’s 7-11 free slurpees” and he said “what?” and I said “it’s July 11th… free slurpees” and he said “man, free everybody”

not even allowed to push someone in the box now in this perfect world sorry to all the perfect brothers and sisters out there

@meaning_enjoyer why do you think it's called french polynesia

oh wow, a team just equalized with Argentina. I wonder what will happen at the 89th minute

“It’s Alexander Sorloth time” - Alexander Sorloth on a 2v1 with Erling Haaland open

TODAY!

haaland with hatsune miku tonight

We are a populace guided exclusively by oppositional defiance disorder

Shiiit man, that game 4 was soo winnable. Im impressed with how we played tho, worlds will be better🙏

League of legends maxing

@Kuvi_Lor @asher_banana You haven’t even seen the signature spell yet and yes the fucking legends need to be balanced around the strength of the colors as a whole

@asher_banana sooo she's meant to pay for the sins of previous design/balance of the color she's in?

been thinking about this all day sorry I have to vent EVEN IF THIS WAS tap: give a unit at a bf -2 it would be still be mid WITHOUT THE CONDITION. I do not get why she has to tap for this and I do not get how you can balance it like this in a world where yi gets +4 for free

🚨 BREAKING: Faker has told Doran that he will retire at the end of 2026. "Doran, u will retire at the end of 2026" - said Faker.

President of France put out official statement to back Mbappe. Immediately President of Paraguay put out statement to back French President. Mbappe is actually who he thinks he is and that woman doesn’t yet know what she has done to herself and her family.

Well well well 😂