The Santa Clause

Actually, we're gonna be with Neal's family. Ah, Christmas at the pound!

But this is a dream. I mean, this is fabulous. Is that a polar bear directin' traffic down there?

Excuse me. Are we on a coffee break? We don't drink coffee. THEN I GUESS THE BREAK IS OVER!

That is exactly why you want a high-quality fire extinguisher right in the kitchen.

Christmas came... no Weenie Whistle.

Well, he could be listening to records jumping up and down on his bed wearing a red hat and galloshes. I don't care what Neil's doing. Where's Charlie?

Reindeer up on the roof... Santa suit laying on the ground... Guy fell... not my fault... Reindeer on the roof... THAT is hard to explain...

He's making a list... Checkin' it twice! Gonna find out who's naughty or nice! *groans*

Look, I am lactose intolerant! And I'm just about *this* close to taking all those presents back up the chimney... *you're supposed to drink the milk*

I ran real late today. You wouldn't BELIEVE the traffic out here. Hey, same to you! And that's not very ladylike!

Thanks, but I'm seeing someone in wrapping.

The Rose Suchak Ladder Company! Out by the roof there's a Rose Suchak ladder. Just like the poem!

Laura... He's sucking us into his delusions.

Hey, I know where this is going. The other guy fell, it was an accident. I've got homeowners insurance, and a good attorney, not as good as my wife's - but let's not open up that wound!

Can we take a direct flight back to reality, or do we have to change planes in Denver?

Hey, Barabbas! Ber-nard!

*You're s'posed to drink the milk!* Shut your eyes.

Compact disc! No. Cookie/Cocoa dispenser!

You're missing the point. What is the point? Seeing isn't believing. Believing is seeing.

Well I hope you're happy, Comet. I hope you're happy, but most importantly, I hope the guy that lives here IS A TAILOR!