Santa Decides

Hi, Santa here. Today I’ll be showing you how to do a proper bicep curl.

Any and all Marine Corps merch you ever have and don’t want, send to my dad 🤣 He has no clue I posted this

My food eats your food. Therefore you should be thankful that I’m stopping my food from cutting your food supply.

@Grunt2A How much for one for dad?

I have something fun cooking for 1911's tonight....

@cashmymemes @elonmusk @diana_dukic And let us bigger accounts actually be seen by our people

@elonmusk @diana_dukic Let us small accounts be seen again. Good hell. 18k followers and im lucky to get 30 views

Went from scrolling 24/7 to not even wanting to log in. X just hasn’t been hitting the same lately.

Shot dm @GameSirJP

@Pixie1z @VeBo1991 Titanic

What movie do they force you to watch in hell?

@IAMTOMMACDONALD DAWG THATS DIABOLICAL 😂

Yo I can’t 😂😂😂

@Haevyrn @FamousBirthdays May 31st @FamousBirthdays 😂

@SantaDecides @FamousBirthdays Santa's birthday is March 15, 270 A.D. for those wondering... 🎂🎉🎈

I demand to be put in @FamousBirthdays

I will die on this hill

Scuf is on the nice list!

@T4survival I appreciate what ya taught me good sir

I appreciate the positive feedback 😎🇺🇸

@elonmusk Thank God

Major update to the 𝕏 AI recommendation algorithm rolling out next week. This will be open sourced at the same time.

Whichever one I’m holding when I need one

@T4survival I hope all is well too brother!!!

@SantaDecides Hey @SantaDecides - It's been a while! I appreciate the feedback. I hope all is well

I’ve done different in person martial arts classes over the last year- but oddly enough the class I felt I learned the most in a short time was online Krav through @T4survival. Only did it for a few months before I fell off track a little due to medical reasons and then kept telling myself “I’ll catch up later” Jamie does an excellent job in his live videos and stuff. I’d give it a go.

Family will never understand that all we want is @Guns_com gift cards. I need nothing else. Not even food.

@WWE Shoutout Brock for putting him over

Is there a new RULER in town? 👀

@ChesterCheetah Is Chester cheetah engagement baiting me rn

like this if you're bored

@RepNancyMace Agreed

I remain opposed to U.S. troops on the ground in Iran.

@khamenei_ir Ironic to read from this account

The US empire is in decline. Feb. 17, 2026