Santa Decides

Nvm

Machine guns are on the nice list!

@SecondAmendment I’ll make that post rn lol

@SantaDecides So are machine guns

Suppressors are on the nice list

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If I ever cannot eat red meat, imma just call it on this whole life thing yall

Even though I know I shouldn’t- I grabbed it with my hand lol

Just pulled one out of my hip lol

TICKS ARE ON THE NAUGHTY LIST I HATE THESE THINGS

@TheoVon Technically, yeah

Can you eat hot cardboard if its been in the oven?

So once I turn 25 this month will I get a senior discount or do I gotta wait a couple more years

WHO OR WHAT DESERVES THE NICE LIST

Steak is on the nice list!

@AnarchoGingy @RGCoffeeCorps @LongAndy1001 get back to work

@RGCoffeeCorps @LongAndy1001 @SantaDecides Sir! We don’t go by elves! …..it’s “Fun-sized”

“How was your weekend Andy?” “Oh you know, got dogged on for 48 hours about my height by strangers on the internet… How about you, Sir?”

Milk is on the nice list!

Monkey D. Luffy is on the nice list!

Pickleball is on the nice list!

WHY IS THERE NO GOOD MOBILE GAMES THAT DON’T SPAM YOU WITH ADS

@DonutOperator @TheAKGuy You said yes right?

I’m not even in Japan for 24 hours and someone walks up and asks me if I’m @TheAKGuy