Samohi

Turning the Discovery building into a boat, finna be Suite Life on Deck up in this bitch.

Can’t. Stop. Watching.

@olivialandonn Don’t make us bring you back

@harrynewman2002 @Lucia95601799 @SMMUSD @SamohiPrincipal Honestly that assembly was just to see how long we could trick you into paying attention

Say what you will about ASB, but a free cookie is a free cookie

Being put in a new breakout room everyday is like hitting “next” on Omegle. So much anticipation to meet a new piece of garbage!

Can we elect all of samo twitter to run the school?

Just wait till teachers start Zoom bombing your lunch calls

If you think you’re leaving your house without an off campus pass, we’ll find you faster than you can say “Officer D pleas n-“

You thought THAT was bad, you haven’t seen nothing yet... ;)

Who else ain’t gonna brush their teeth before school?? 🙋‍♀️🙋‍♀️

Is it too late to get Ryan Chien to do the announcements?

FINE, you caught us, we just spun a big wheel to make the schedule.

Glad y’all ain’t coming back, some of y’all ain’t ever heard of deodorant

@roccozdeleo We’ll be putting a $1,000 bounty on his head. Let the games begin.

@Rio_For_Real @SamohiPrincipal That bitch crazy.

Oh shit they lit him on fire, FUCK

The campus cats have sacrificed one of the homeless men to please their cat deity

Or it just always looked like that

Possible damage to business building due to riots