Zac Whyte 🧟‍♂️

Why’s it even called millionaire’s shortbread? I’m not a millionaire and I can still eat it

@RickCooper02 @danwallisx You lot are making me feel like Punch the monkey rn

@danwallisx @SantanWhyte I saw both and decided this was the better to like

I should’ve never deactivated my old twitter I’m getting no fuckin likes on this bitch

This is supposed to be the richest man in the world but I ain’t never seen him in no Nemesis Varsity Jacket from Bunker 94

Recently I stopped fake laughing at people’s jokes and it’s so liberating

[in court] Respectfully your honour who even are you

How do you man know I’m not the next Jesus? Just something to think about

Crazy how long the clout era been dead, there was a time where I had insane clout and it really came and went 🤯 it’s like a couple years of feeling like you’re living the highlife and then back to the peaceful serenity of normality

@danwallisx 🥲 mortifying to hear, I’m desperate

@SantanWhyte I've seen this but I'm not gonna like it

@Minecraft @ChessingtonBuzz Chessington just getting its first Minecraft world, I have hundreds 💀

We’re building Minecraft World at Chessington World of Adventures! Opening in 2027! 🎢 Attractions and adventures 🛍️ Biggest Minecraft shop ever 🍗 Minecraft food 👀 Mob encounters More coming soon!

Jesus a better man than me I wouldn’t have died for any of you mfs

@tomg709 What you gonna take off instead

Can’t believe I was going to take the year off

We’re all gonna die

@urproducer Thank you @pierrebourne

Remember why you started making music.

@skitzocat SantanWhyte

how did u come up with that username bro

Nobody: [confused] Man with a hammer on construction site:

“Poopensharten” “cuckstoel” nah Dutch ain’t a real language

Your honour my client pleads “get to know”

@cupcake_coaster Wicker

@cupcake_coaster Wicked Man

All the wooden European coaster credits I still need to ride start with W.