Desfri Talacantine
319 posts


This will go into ant history as a moment of divine punishment, utterly incomprehensible in scale and method. Entire ant religions will be founded on this.
Tansu Yegen@TansuYegen
The inside of an ant nest has many complex tunnels and chambers that serve different purposes 🐜
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@Shruggernauts @rkitchencels You pay 2k for fucking root canal? Man
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@rkitchencels "$18k to fix my teeth" there's more going on here than simply not seeing a dentist. Don't hit me with "Well those American prices" a root canal here with insurance is roughly $1-2k. Dude has not brushed since he was 12.
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@xj0nathan Mais de quel putain d'échecs vous parlez ? Origins l'opus le plus vendu de la série ? Valhalla le deuxième opus le plus vendu de la série ? Odyssey le troisième opus le plus vendu de la série ?
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C'est très simple et c'est dingue de ne pas l'avoir compris après tant d'échecs :
- map plus petite (et donc plus détaillée)
- focus sur la quête principal (pas besoin de forcer les secondaires)
- conflit Assassins/Templiers au cœur de l'histoire
- plusieurs jeux sur un seul et même personnage (comme Ezio)
- zéro microtransactions
- une bonne histoire dans le présent (vous avez Basim comme antagoniste en plus)
- cinématiques en motion-capture
- supprimer les choix (dialogues et autres)
Faites ça et vous serez nominés aux GOTY carrément
Assassin's Creed FR@AssassinsFR
Qu'est-ce que vous attendez le plus du futur d'Assassin's Creed ? ✨🦅
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Ptdrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Aux USA ils ont remplacer Charlie kirk par un mec qui s’appelle Jake Lang et il est… pedophile
GIF
Sam Stein@samstein
NEW: Rightwing hatemonger Jake Lang has been caught in a "catch a predator" sting operation, believing he was texting a 15 year old girl VIA @willsommer thebulwark.com/p/how-catch-a-…
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@Sheep_Esports MAIS IL VA TOUT NOUS PRENDRE CELUI LA PUTAIN
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Cozy Game Restoration is a soothing simulator where you meticulously bring classic video game cartridges back to life! store.steampowered.com/app/3581230/Co…
by #gamedev @parasol_corp #indiedev #gaming #indiegame
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@TropHarlaVis @DomingoTV "le gros joint noir et lourd de speed"
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Infamous, c'est vraiment dans le top 5 des jeux-vidéos les plus sous-cotés de l'histoire
هيوجو🪄🎮@nf_real1
Infamous: Second Son
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@mpopv He found the loop his wish generated a whole human being who can then grant a wish for them.
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@conkerax Beast of reincarnation c'est même pas fait chez GF mais par des studios externes à la boîte, les mecs sont juste purement incapables de faire un jeu
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Quand tu vois ça, que tu sais que Game Freak gère aussi Beast of Reincarnation et sont donc capables, la 10G doit ressembler MINIMUM à ça. Vraiment.
Cid | La Taverne du Gamer🎙️@LTDG_podcast
Elles ont bien changé les capacités VOL et SURF de Pokemon 🤩🔥 Bravo GameFreak 👏🏻
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@Pirat_Nation "Not stored" lmao the last UK Discord age verification breach showed us something else
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Discord will age-restrict users from certain features starting next month unless the user sends a face scan or ID.
All accounts will get a restricted "teen" experience by default:
- No access to age-restricted or NSFW servers and channels
- Cannot speak in Stage channels
- Automatic filters applied to sensitive or graphic content
- Warnings shown on friend requests from unfamiliar users
- Direct messages from non-friends filtered into a separate requests inbox
To unlock full adult access, users must verify they are 18+ with one of these options:
- Facial age estimation (a short video selfie processed on your device, not stored by Discord)
- Uploading a photo of a government-issued ID (data deleted after verification)


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@gemothy Took his car, sold it, shot his pregnant wife, welcome to night city
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in cyberpunk 2077 i beat that one guy in a fight and took his car and money cause he offered. by the time i realised it actually affected him negatively i was 3 hours ahead. i could not bare it and went back to that scene to not take his car and money #goodperson #redeemed
Elia@luscielia
Me after accidentally choosing the mean dialogue option in video games
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@vers_laLune What the fuck are you talking about, working out is about building muscle not burning calories
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I dont give a fuck about her dating or not dating mans. I cannot get over her drinking a drink with like double the calories of this whole work out
FearBuck@FearedBuck
Pokimane shows off her workout routine with her “neighbor” on TikTok
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Bwipo n'est plus coach de ZYB Esport 🇫🇷
Nisqy 🇧🇪🇹🇷: "On n'a déjà plus de coach"
"Je lui ai parlé et, au début il était chaud mais il ne pensait pas que ça lui prendrait autant de temps. Il m'a dit qu'il préfère faire autre chose que faire ça toute la semaine"
"Je voulais pas lui casser les couilles en plus il était en bénévolat. Ou peut-être qu'il a juste pas supporté en vrai je sais pas, en plus anglais-français"
via le Stream de Nisqy sur Twitch


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@NextGenPlayer A lot of already released games in your list
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February games is STACKED 👀🔥
2/1 - Starsand Island
2/3 - Aces of Thunder
2/5 - Dragon Quest VII: Reimagined
2/5 - Menace
2/6 - MY HERO ACADEMIA: All’s Justice
2/6 - Nioh 3
2/7 - Carmageddon: Rogue Shift
2/10 - Crisol: Theater of Idols
2/10 - Mewgenics
2/10 - Relooted
2/11 - Romeo Is A Dead Man
2/12 - Yakuza Kiwami 3 & Dark Ties
2/12 - Mario Tennis Fever
2/12 - Cash Cleaner Sumulator
2/12 - ChromaGun 2: Dye Hard
2/12 - BlazBlue Entropy Effect X
2/12 - Ride 6
2/12 - Killer Inn
2/12 - Disciples Domination
2/13 - Rune Factory: Guardians of Azuma (PS5 + Xbox)
2/13 - High On Life 2
2/13 - Reanimal
2/17 - NORSE: Oath of Blood
2/17 - Avowed
2/17 - Virtual Boy (NS2)
2/18 - Star Trek Voyager
2/19 - Styx: Blades of Greed
2/20 - Ys X: Proud Nordics
2/26 - Towerborne PS5
2/26 - City Hunter
2/27 - Resident Evil 9: Requiem
2/27 - Resident Evil 7 + Resident Evil 8 (NS2)
2/27 - Tales of Berseria Remastered
What a month 😭




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