Sarah Moir

the promo for the life of a showgirl is crazy

🚨| What if he's written "Artist Of The Year" on my upper thigh only in my mind? He sent me the VMAs voting link, I hadn't seen it in a while, am I allowed to vote? Yes! It's time to lock in and vote for Taylor Swift for 'Artist Of The Year' at the #VMAs vote.mtv.com

If Taylor came to my wedding my first dance would be with her. The groom can leave.

Never even liked tennis anyway.

@EurostarUK Hello, we are unable to change our tickets from Paris > London this weekend due to an ‘application error’ - chat bot no help - please advise, ty

New postcode, new station, same democratic doggo #dogsatpollingstations

Doing the Lord's work #eastenders #sixmas #TheSix

@easylifelmt My Granmother tried to cancel a magazine subscription months ago, yet still receiving them in the post (and being charged!) What is the best way to stop this subscription please?

@sarajcox Dressed as a penguin in a ballet show in Devon when I was 4, moved to Oxford aged 5, room mate in halls of residence first year of uni (aged 19) Same penguin ballet show in Devon!

Tell me your best “small world” story. (Inspired by chatting to a cabbie who went to school with Jo Whiley’s husband.) Maybe you met someone at work, on hols, in A&E, at a gig & you discovered a tenuous, uncanny or dramatic connection? Alllll the deets please!

Had a dream last night that Liz Truss replaced @gregjames on the @BBCR1 breakfast show.

@JaneMelrose27 @paulwaugh It was a postal vote and a lot of union members never received their ballot papers.

@paulwaugh ? If their members were furious they would turn out - how can midwives possibly strike?

Can people please stop throwing bread for birds in the park? My dog eats it and he's on a diet xx

benderslikebeckham.com 🌈

@RichardJMoir Who are you dressed as?

My favourite thing about this age is that half my friends sign off their cards with their kids' names and the other half with their dog's

Thank you to the kind stranger who spotted my abandoned phone on the overground and dropped it off at Whitechapel! A birthday miracle ✨️

Getting home from a 10 hour trip to discover @McDonaldsUK have forgotten to put your burger in your take out bag 😫

@Crufts Hello! I booked some tickets the other day for Sunday and haven't received a confirmation email?

We were ovulating