Existential Dread🐀

I have a confession. My twitter really is an account run by a cat.

@ADHDForReal BUT IT'S A GOOD BOX

BREAKING: Anthem Blue Cross Blue Shield calls off decision to cap anesthesia for surgical patients trib.al/EJB46yQ

God I love Cards Against Humanity

Bacon Mac & Grilled Cheese

@GoonBoxBadge Thats amazing. I wish I were going

We're back with an SAO for all our Whovian friends! Come find us to get your very own Cassandra SAO kit for only $20.

Recovery keys necessary to recover from an outage are inaccessible due to the same outage.

For IR and IT today

@getwired Which guy

@dangercart @getwired @InternetHippo

It's neat when you visit so many state parks you can tell which one it is without being told.

We DID start the fire, AND it's always been burning.

@kenjimallon Wtaf

I don't care if you're eating on the patio, don't take your shoes off at a restaurant, monsters

@girlgerms 👀

Response of the day, maybe the year…

May you want anything as much as Minnesotans want severe weather #mnwx

OMGOSHHH