Sarah Chisom

@chudy_jnr Akwaibom people hacked this thing since

Giving my children my own name as their surname would feel like a great disservice to my late father, so I have no plans of doing that. My current surname is my grandfather’s name, and my children will bear my father’s name as theirs. That said, I have absolutely nothing against people who choose to do otherwise.

@PazqalEriq I no follow una pretend That thing de bitter!!

Ive concluded that nobody genuinely likes chocolate cake and we are all pretending, But it’s ok, we can stop now😒

@GbengaWemimo I want to say don't do life with olodo but I won't.

Husband has two laptops One was given to him as a Work from home tool by the foreign bank he is working with The other was his personal laptop with him he handles his personal business. Wife’s father died in Nigeria Husband was not given leave at work to travel abroad Wife was as given compassionate leave Wife pleads with husband to please show his face at the funeral Husband decided to take the risk He mirrored the office laptop to his personal laptop Left it connected in such a way that he can work on it remotely using his personal computer and travelled with the family to Nigeria for work Wife was aware of the risk the husband took The plan was to travel to Nigeria on Friday and return to London on Sunday They got to Nigeria The husband set up his personal laptop at the hotel so that if any work call or email comes in he would attend to it immediately It worked He was able to work remotely and he was in the UK on Saturday morning After this he went to the burial rites, greeted members of the family and paid his respects to all and sundry When he got back to their room he discovered his laptop was gone It was not stolen He could see from all the disconnections and wires lying around that his wife took it He rushed to the car and drove furiously to the wife’s parent’s house to ask her for his laptop When he got there, he saw that his wife had handed it over to her older brother who had connected it to some amplifiers to play some of their father’s Fåvourite music to entertain her family He didn’t think it would be proper to disrupt such a solemn family moment So he went back to the hotel and waited anxiously for them to be done and for his laptop to be returned. At almost midnight, the laptop was returned By then the husband has gotten two messages from his team lead asking him where he was because he missed some tasks and his laptop indicated that he was in Nigeria He reconnected his laptop and tried very hard to do some damage control. He was livid and he didn’t fail to say so to his wife According to the wife he said “You betrayed my trust, you took my work computer without regards for my sacrifices and well being to play music in loving memory of your father. You could have hired a DJ or bought a laptop somewhere in Lagos. You knew the risk I took to be at this event with you and you decide to expose me this way. You better pray I don’t lose my job over this. If I as much as get a query, this marriage is over” Wife said she didn’t think that far. Her brother asked her if she brought her laptop because he had carefully made a selection of their father’s Fåvourite songs on a flash drive and would like to play it at the house after the funeral while his friends and family member were still around to commiserate with their mother. She said she went to the room to see if she could borrow her husband’s laptop and met his absence. So she just took it. Innocent mistake. They got back to the UK and husband’s job was terminated. Husband is asking for a divorce Wife is saying jobs are replaceable, a marriage is not. How can an innocent mistake be the cause of their divorce? Husband says the wife has always been like that Lacking an understanding of boundaries and willing to throw anybody under the bus to get her desired result in anything she wanted to do. He had told her he couldn’t travel because his office didn’t permit him She prevailed on him to take the risk and then destroyed his carefully built wall of protection by removing the laptop from its connection Wife said she didn’t intend to do any harm. Just to play some music with the laptop Husband said wife is deflecting and moved out of their apartment Wife is asking what the big deal is…

@QueenUjunwa1 Number 1 🤭🤭

Is your Igbo name here?👇

@ImtiazMadmood 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

A doctor tells his patient. "I have terrible news. You have a rare incurable condition and will be dead by morning." The man goes home and tells his wife--it's tragic, but there's nothing to be done. They go to bed... he's reflecting on his life... and looks at his wife, and thinks... one more time. He wakes her up... and they make love. She goes back to sleep, but he can't sleep... and he looks at her again.. and thinks.. I gotta have it. He wakes her up, and they have sex. She goes back to sleep again. The hours pass. The sun will soon be up. He thinks, better to die happy.... and he nudges his wife again..."How about it?" She looks at him angrily and says, "LOOK. I have to get up in the morning... YOU don't!"

@thebigbrodas @Presh__lee Wetin be this😅😅😅😅😅

@Presh__lee Only happens in countries that barely have regard for human dignity... Else such night attack will be challenged but I guess you guys were kids then...

This one is funny but also not funny 😂 So, my siblings and I were at home one fateful day. My dad had gone to work, and my mom was preparing to go to the farm. She asked us to follow her, but we were just shrugging and murmuring until she left alone. She got there before us, so later on, we decided to go to the farm. When we arrived, my mom didn’t even talk to us. We harvested cassava, came back home, and did everything we were supposed to do like nothing happened. That evening, when my dad returned from work, my mom served him his food and they were discussing. She had reported us that we refused to follow her to the farm and left her to go alone. We ate that night thinking nothing would happen… not knowing what was waiting for us 😭 Around midnight, my dad woke us up and started beating us. Belt, hands, anything he could lay his hands on. He was saying " you people allowed mommy to go the farm alone, erh" "garri you people will eat you allowed her to do it alone." The beating was so much that my mom had to start begging him on our behalf to stop. She was seriously begging. Imagine, the same person that reported us was now begging for us 😂 That night was a hell of a night. My dad doesn’t joke with his wife at all. But honestly… we learnt our lesson 😭

@Hannydivfa @Mehlveenah @jane_nonye As them de call you Hanna white now If you bleach you go become Hanna transparent 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

@SarahChisom8 @Mehlveenah @jane_nonye Thinking about it now, it I bleach How I go be

This is a perfect GRWM I have seen so far😍👌 So clean and aesthetically pleasing ❤️

@Hannydivfa @Mehlveenah @jane_nonye Allow😅😅 Eye drop don cost

@SarahChisom8 @Mehlveenah @jane_nonye They say na bleaching ooo😅😅

@Hannydivfa @Mehlveenah @jane_nonye When people no see wetin to talk I no know why them no de just move on😅😅😅 You wey don dark😂💔

@Mehlveenah @jane_nonye Lol @SarahChisom8 so I de bleach you no tell me

@YulEdochie Baba say good friends 🤣

I’ve been cold since the news of Alex Ekubo’s passing broke. Ikuku you no do us well oo, you no do us well at all. You should have informed some of us your good friends, privately, that you were sick. We for come dey with you, everybody go off phone come. To spend time with you and give you strength. You never know, help could come from where you least expected. This style of blanking everyone till death, e no good oo Chief Ikuku. The pain you inflicted on us is terrible. 💔💔💔

@Chime_Fave A line from a book have been on my mind today 😅😅😅😅 and no be better line oooo😂💔 Meadows baby, our surname is meadows.

Without naming the movie, drop a line from it that only true fans would recognize.

@nzemmili Lol

Ndi Anambra, our dialect is not central Igbo, and it’s not slightest closer to it, so please stop this ignorance you display all the time you find out other Igbo can’t understand us. Many of you refused to accept that Igbo is more than Anambra and it’s annoying.

@kttllua Sunshine 🤭

which bts member caught your attention first ?

@ceraliza Only Igbo names come to mind Mma Aku

Please, I’m looking for a short name… with three letters for my daughter.

@Hannydivfa @OgbajiIfeanyi @Tjay_Obi 😅😅😅😅 I no blame you

@SarahChisom8 @OgbajiIfeanyi @Tjay_Obi Somebody shout "power" 😅😅

This morning, this truck, "allegedly" filled with Fulanis were resisted from discharging them at Afor Nnobi. They were escorted out of the community by the youths.

@Hannydivfa @OgbajiIfeanyi @Tjay_Obi Lol Nothing de happen if anyone should be scared it's them.

@SarahChisom8 @OgbajiIfeanyi @Tjay_Obi Stay safe

@onyeka_phi82990 @EzehEchezona1 @OgbajiIfeanyi If them reach Awka-Etiti ndi AE will Nye kwa ha oso. We trust our sisters 😅😅😅

@EzehEchezona1 @OgbajiIfeanyi Like.. very stupid fellow. Nnobi and Awka etiti what's the difference?? These guys are supposed to be escorted out of the state completely with local vigilante. So sad.

@Tinaabold @OgbajiIfeanyi Them no fit 😅😅😅😅

@OgbajiIfeanyi They will still come back at night except they have strong vigilante

@Hannydivfa @OgbajiIfeanyi @Tjay_Obi My dear na true ooooo Very true

@OgbajiIfeanyi @Tjay_Obi @SarahChisom8 afar

@IgboHistoFacts ChukwuSomEjeAna💜

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