Sarah's Frightmare

BREAKING: Rand Paul's 2025 'Festivus Report' is out and indentifies $1.6 TRILLION in waste and fraud - $244,252 Cartoon Climate Crusaders in Pakistan, teaching children about fighting climate change - $2 million for “gender-affirming care,” activism campaigns in Guatemala⠀ - $2,494,321 to promote insects as human food through farming and biomanufacturing programs⠀ - $5.2 million studying dogs on cocaine - $1 million teaching teenage ferrets to binge drink alcohol - $1.5 million to promoted American films, TV shows, and video games abroad - $1.9 million, HHS funded a mobile phone intervention to reduce childhood obesity in Latino families - $1.5 million paid to TikTok influencers to reduce drug use in Latinx communities - $40 million to pay influencers to promote COVID-19 vaccinations for minority groups - $2.9 million funded research on screen time effects on parent-child relationships - $141,517 to create a ‘resilient and equitable’ local food network that prioritizes culturally relevant food for low-income LGBT people of color from the Bronx and Brooklyn - $6.9 million funded data modeling for trauma and surgery outcomes in sub-Saharan Africa - $3.3 million to Northwestern University so they can hire 15 people, erect “scientific neighborhoods,” install “safe space ambassadors,” and form endless committees to “dismantle systemic racism” - $936,000 on marketing campaigns, advisory boards, and engagement strategies targeting niche subcultures in Los Angeles specifically the “bear/cub,” “drag queen,” and “queer punk rock” scenes - $2.1 million for researchers to collect saliva samples and conduct surveys at EDM clubs and festivals in New York City about drug usage - $54 million for bat coronavirus collection and gain-of-function research in Wuhan - $13.8 million Fauci’s Beagle Labs funding beagle experiments involving ticks and diseases - $1 million on enhancing bird flu viruses with Wuhan-affiliated researchers - $497,200 on a video game design challenge for children - $14.6 million Federal agencies had monkeys play a Price Is Right-inspired video game - $77 million DOD maintained an unnecessary dolphin and sea lion training program - $2.8 million to implant aborted fetal tissue in humanized mice⠀ - $1.22 trillion Americans paid to cover the interest on Washington’s maxed-out tab for 2025⠀ - $200 billion in COVID relief funds, which was wasted on things like rooms at Caesars Palace, renting out MLB stadiums, and ice cream trucks⠀ - $1.8 billion overage for a shuttle that was six years behind schedule and stranded astronauts in space⠀ - $7.5 billion from Congress to fund electric vehicle charger stations nationwide, but only 68 charging stations are up and running⠀ - $22.6 billion on migrant programs that paid for things like furniture, car repairs and down payments on homes⠀ ⠀ Sneak Peak at 2026 waste⠀ ⠀ - Gender Affirming Care and LGBTQ Children’s Hospital: $2 Million to a San Diego hospital running a pediatric gender-affirming care center that facilitates gender transition surgeries for kids. ⠀ - Tiny Town, Giant Tab: $2 Million to a tiny town in Alaska with just 67 residents. ⠀ - Doctors Diagnose Gas Stoves and Trump as Public Threats: $700,000 to a Boston chapter of an organization that supports protest rallies against President Trump, hates gas stoves, and more