Sarah Grafman

Zack: Uhhhh we ate all those cupcakes. Me: Yeah! Hi-five! Zack: No.

I’ve read 12 books already this year and that’s more than I read all of last year

Hergé bf, also Hergé gf

I love putting ice cream in a hot bowl just out of the dishwasher and it melts it just a smidge

My daughter is playing busy business-woman and she says things to me like "I am rushed even though I am not doing barely anything." "I am rude but cool."

Not my brother in law shooting a lit candle off the table with a nerf gun

When one chapter ends, a bridge appears, and then you cross that bridge, and make lemonade out of a molehill.

My 7yo son listened to only 55 songs, all year long. His most listened to albums were Shredder’s Revenge TMNT and Zelda Breath of the Wild. And now you know exactly who he is.

@PulpitAI Baby you have an office???

Please make my suffering count thenewprintingpress.com

Froze my butt in the parking lot talking into a phone stand that’s also a ring light like a lunatic If you’re not catching New Printing Press you are making me suffer pointlessly

“I want my personal space and I don’t know what to eat!!!” -Jack having a morning meltdown

Mom, you have 2 gray hairs. How did you get old so fast? -my 7yo daughter

“Content yourself that your greatest joys and most meaningful accomplishments be hidden furthest from the eyes of the crowd. A person who is legible and defensible to all is knowable and lovable by none.” theofuturism.substack.com/p/keepers-of-s…

Idolatry is committed, not merely by setting up false gods, but also by setting up false devils; by making men afraid of war or alcohol, or economic law, when they should be afraid of spiritual corruption and cowardice.

And they said, Baby there ain’t no shortcuts on your way. Baby there ain’t no highways in these parts. You know you’re gonna have to drive yourself down every little windy road, if you really wanna get to where you're going.

A Christian can look forward to tomorrow with joy. Tomorrow is a happy thing. It is one stage nearer glory, one step nearer heaven, one more mile sailed across life’s dangerous sea, one mile closer to home. Spurgeon

A little test of mind over flesh outta do you good.

It’s restful to arrive at a decision. -Robert Frost

Please oh please don’t ever correct my son if you hear him calling Jar Jar Binks “Jar Jar Pings.”

A man does not yield when the mere universe has turned against him; he yields when his own heart has turned against him. We surrender, not when circumstances are miserable, but when we are miserable.

Zack, to me: So. All your Spotify suggestions have the work “wreck” in them. What do you think that means?

What did you learn about today Nor? A man who wrote music named…Doorknob? Handel. She meant Handel.