Sarah Moroz

I’m writing the next great American email

Wow! This Woman's Only Skill Is Knowing Where She Saw That Actor Before: ow.ly/nFES50Wyh5H

keeping myself humble by remembering that no matter how smart I think I am, it’s still not smart enough to get off twitter

i do not care how bad life gets i'm not watching love island

i’m not rotting i’m practicing the sacred art of doing nothing

10:00 am - anything is possible 2:00 pm - but not today

putting your wedding scrapbook in the little free library is unprecedented levels of divorced

i get so embarrassed for no reason after posting on social media, like why am i showing my life

This girl i follow on instagram is naming a straight person that sucks everyday for pride month but they aren’t famous people they are local people we know and i have never respected anyone more

I feel such a kinship with any girl I see crying in public

"self-proclaimed 1990s and 2000s historian" I'm getting business cards drawn up nytimes.com/2025/06/06/art…

there’s a certain weather i can only describe as “maybe I don’t need a job” weather

what doesn't kill you makes you start rewatching bojack horseman

France loves to feed you a bottle of wine then make you walk down one of these for the restroom

Could someone please explain which crimes get you deported and which ones get you elected President? It’s so confusing.

Don’t you fucking worry about how many pizza rolls I have in my purse

Hey it was great to meet you. Cool if I follow you on ig for the rest of my life

"they sent katy perry to space" girl they are taking away all our civil liberties on earth. i am not keeping track of where katy perry is